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Get in!

Ooof.

!!!

Wooop.

Just remembered something my workmate told me yesterday - he doesn't see what's wrong with Adrian Chiles and thinks he's a decent presenter...

Missed all the pre-match/half time stuff so here's my question...why have the BBC got Neil f***ing Lennon to do punditry?

Quite gutted I missed the Spain-Holland game, would have been all the sweeter to see Spain's (Casillas') collapse in real time. Ah well, I had a good night regardless... I suppose Spain-Holland made up for that farce of the game that was Brazil-Croatia?

Is the news panel thing in hiatus?

Ah, the protesters didn't hit Chiles...

Very good finish tbf.

Ah fuck off.

That World Cup graphic sums it all up - the

If this is how Brazil are going to try to win the World Cup then football can fuck off really.

Fuck right off.

Eh?

Why? Had a dodgy chow mein lately? ... Ask him who his No. 2 forward is. Might let him off this time round.

Uh huh.

Why? Had a dodgy chow mein lately? ...

HAWKEYE.

It's coming.

Deserved.

Should have done better.

Got home just in time for the big KO

Hang on, where the f*** did the Mirror get that £50,000 a week figure from?! Must be a ploy to wind the Newcastle fans up even further. Sensationalist journalism.

I'm all for knocking the club, but the window hasnt even opened yet man. Even when the window opens, are you confident that we'll bring in someone actually decent (and won't be ruined by Pardew)? Personally, I reckon we'll piss about like we always do and end up signing no-one of note.