Sifu

So, this is the height of our ambition...signing a c*** who seems to have a complete lack of respect for Newcastle fans despite being "one" himself. Seriously though, I don't care if it's peer pressure or one's eagerness to appease the mackem supporters, any self-respecting Newcastle fan should never in their life take the p*ss out of their own club's fans (and indeed the city) in the manner Colback did - it's incomprehensible and shows cuntedness. He'll have to come up with something really good to redeem himself but somehow I doubt he'd celebrate if he scored against the mackems. This is what I hope to see happen: 1) He offers to explain himself for making those gestures (maybe an apology somewhere down the line...would that be too , Jack?), 2) He never sees the starting lineup. From a footballing perspective though, he's as unexciting as it gets. Should be a squad filler and no more...

Come to think of it, what does he actually do? How is he a "celebrity"?

Hat trick for Seedorf

Davids :lol:

Now that ROW are in the lead again, bring Richman back on.

Yay!

Richman coming off, awwww.

Here he comes!

Old Trafford has never been any louder.

Very much looking forward to that. He's not fat anymore, Spurs fan n all. Aye, saw some photos of him a few months back looking very trim.

Very much looking forward to that.

That penalty shootout all those years ago for one thing.

Trying to do a Kielty.

Haha, well in Kielty.

Good on him, Wilkes is a cunt.

Canny.

Don't think it's surprising that there are more likeable people on the ROW team...

Davids is bossing it

Not a clue, that's what he's just told me so...

According to my mate: NFL policy to halt games during lightning, stadium may not be insured for it

I wonder what lies Pardew's been spouting into this lad's ear..."we like to play an attacking game", etc. All the best to Perez though...he'll need all the luck he can get to not fall foul to being Pardewed.

Foster's a good keeper. He's certainly not overrated. In all honesty, I've never rated him...

From having a squad of somewhat likeable players to a squad full of cunts. It's all going to plan for Pardew.

Lessons learned from tonight: - Never start Milner at RB ever again. - Barkley should be a starter (always a threat imo). - Ben Foster is still an overrated goalkeeper. - Our reserves are very underwhelming (apart from Oxlade-Chamberlain).

My Nigerian workmate didn't know that Shola got selected until I told him this morning, oh the look on his face when he knew I wasn't taking the piss, hahaha.