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FWIW, I don't think Rafa would sign ASM, he doesn't like players who don't use the ball intelligently. Maximin is great fun to watch, but when you are losing games you should be winning because he doesn't make the right pass, or misses easy chances, it will probably start to get a bit old. Aye, if we had lost the two games he missed sitters in it would be a bit of a different story. I love to watch him but he's never a Benitez player in a million years.

He's not stupid, he just doesn't care about football. He is however, spiteful and pure evil. Nah, he’s stupid like. You don’t let someone the calibre of Rafa go, in any organisation, unless you’re fucking thick as fuck. I’ll give him his due, he excels at it and would win gold at the olympics if they ever had a brain dead stupid category. Oh you’re right, he’s spiteful I agree. He’s also a narcissist, a borderline sociopath, a control freak and a bully lacking social skills, empathy and being able to relate to others. He’d be a serial killer if he didn’t get his rocks off being a cunt in the corporate world. He’s that kid at school/or in your street who had a ball no-one else had, and everyone would only knock on/befriend him to have a game otherwise there would be no game. Who everyone had to pathetically indulge otherwise he’d take his ball home in a huff. That’s Ashley, a spoilt, privileged, unloved, starved of human warmth and affection and real meaningful childhood interactions with other kids and adults who now uses his money and power in the same way he did his ball. I bet his kids and wife hate him more than we do. What a sad tragic fat bastard, if it wasn’t for his toxic association with NUFC, I’d pity the cunt and feel some what sorry for him. May he forever be inflicted with nothing but Ill health, financial ruin, total misery and zero love and friendship leading to an early death though because he’s an utter reprehensible human being who this world, never mind the game and business world, needs less of. You buy NUFC and you let it fail and actively take part in its failure, decay, demise, and death? How is that even possible, but he’s somehow managed to achieve that! He deserves his own demise for wasting such an opportunity. He doesn’t deserve all opportunities afforded to him full stop. Birth being top of the list. Hurry and fucking keel over from a massive heart attack you cunt. Now that I’d swap the KK years for just to get to cheer. That would be the biggest win in the club’s history. I’d pin his death certificate on our honours list, right at the top. Get in.

Sheffield absolutely bossing this like.

I mean it's shite because he's shite but I'm glad he recognises Almiron's effort.

Reckon it's just a bit of a laugh, me.

The clips in that tweet show him so much more central than Bruce has him playing.

I still watch games like, we're actually playing okay and it's even quite good when we lose because I get to hate Steve Bruce even more. Obviously I watch them without paying for them, and with that feel no associated guilt.

N-O top 25, Think this is as good as it's ever been for me like.

Gets booed once and thinks "fuck it, career over, Newcastle it is"

Top 100! Finally a good week. 80+ with De Bruyne captain being the only shit spot. Any other player...

Besides if it is a pen or not, are there many current prem players with more punch-able faces than Deulofeu?

Played well What the fuck were West Ham on though? Absolutely atrocious.

Lack of interest! I will guarantee most will be tuning in to the match in some shape or form.they won’t admit it though. Dunno where you get that from.

I remember the days when there was a battle to start the match thread first after the last game

Good lad Kaka, cheers.

Well I'd pay someone to turn down free tickets, so fucking beat that.

Done.

Must be thick.

That video shows how far our team has fallen in confidence and organisation. Like you say, totally different player.

He just can't be a fan, he talks with no knowledge of our history and no sentiment for our fans, it's been evident from the first moments he was here. I have to assume he's played up his connection to the club because it's in his family history and the biggest job he'll ever get. Rafa seemed to get the club more than Bruce does ffs.

Aye, he's not a fan. Absolutely no chance. He's a Man U fan.

He was gash but there's no evidence to suggest Andy Carroll isn't either.

I agree now he's found a position that works for him. As a LB he was incredibly limited. His passing is not good enough for a premier league side the amount of times he gives away possession is unreal 14th out of 19 according to the below. https://www.whoscored.com/Teams/23/Show/England-Newcastle-United Don't know what stats you're looking at, as what you have linked to states he made 39 passes at a completion of 69.2%. I could see plainly enough on Saturday where his passes were going. He's 14th out of the 19 players we have played with this season in terms of his pass completion. He is poor at passing.

Aye, surely he has someone proofreading his shite? It's embarrassing. Especially with spellcheck in literally every computer program these days.