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Slight jump.

TT, you can do it! 15 points is piss. He says, hovering just above millionth place

Tiote also had infinitely more 'heart in the mouth' moments where he's spinning on the ball, being pressured by opposition and has to play a dangerous pass to relieve his own self imposed pressure in those 20 minutes. It's clear to anyone who watches the match that Anitas calm and efficient nature affects us positively in the middle of the pitch.

A few good tackles and played more conservatively than usual. Hopefully he continues in the vein and begins to up the forward runs he was apparently reputed for in France. Only once he's sussed defending properly, though.

Very happy this is beginning to work out, I (like many people) have been screaming out for Anita to play to help us keep possession and move the ball around quickly and efficiently. He was always going to be good. Ajax, man.

Not playing well, like.

Get in lad, looked good against tired legs, strong, fast and intelligent in possession. Took his goal well.

I've got sturridge and Ozil in, I hope they both play, they're my big hitters.

Taylor starting wouldn't be a disaster, but we looked better with Davide giving us some width. Or would you drop MYM? Either way it'd be a shocking decision to drop anyone from a backline that has 3 clean sheets recently.

Usual places. Sam Jacks, Beyond, Duke of Welly, Shark. Bodega sometimes have Saturday 3 o'clocks too. Anywhere that won't be too rammed? Bringing the lass along, she's going to be furious Just buy her a Smirnoff Ice and copy of Heat. She'll be fine.

He's looking like he's put on a fair bit of muscle and a bit of fat too. Definitely doesn't look slow or like he's lost agility.

He's fucking incredible, like. So classy. Getting him in my FF team.

my man of the match today, think he played excellent. drove the team forward and was good in possession.

Skirge has 10x the posting ability of all you shitty posters. I obviously don't include myself in that statement.

Yup, I don't doubt it either.

So you did see his pace then?

I've shagged all 6 and didn't even touch the sides.

Nah, we're on about Lambeezy getting his turkey twizzler out for the lads as SJP when Supermac scored past Ryan Giggs for to beat Alan Shearers goalscoring record.

Yeah, it did.

Who asked you, you little idiot? I think we all need to do a little less asking 'round here.

Alright, 'mate'.

Everyone's a comedian when someone worse than them comes along. Give the guy some slack. He had a bad idea, so what?

I would hope so, but I really wouldn't bet against it being some shitty games from the people who run our club. Pardew already said he'd dropped him, rather than Cabs refusing to play. Who knows.