Jimburst

I think it's just because you're really annoying, tbh.

Christ, it's like they have an international stalking network, one of then has loads of pictures of Steven Gately and Danyl off the XFactor

He'll need some after-sun after that burn.

I'd love to do a job in which i could spout as much bullshit as that guy.

Who's voice is everyone talking about?

Wish I could afford another match this season! Promotion is better than winning the league in the end though.

When can we win the league? How soon?

What the fuckage?

Crimony lads! Come on toon, finish them off!

QFT.

:lol:

That's 80% tactics. I thought it was more like 65% tactics?

Ah, thanks anywho.

How are you listening?

We on the radio or TV outside of newcastle?

Monday Selfish but I've bought tickets for that match with my dad so I'd love to see it with him

That one is so much better than his

Snap up bent on the way up

What've they done? Forfeited the game?

What on earth.

Wonder how people's opinions of the two players will change if Taylor opts not to take this any further. If the rumours are true about what happened then Taylor would look a right tit in a public court of law. The press will be all over it. You can just see it - first piece of evidence for the defence, a text from Mr S Taylor: "Alreet lass? As Andy is doon in Wales if ya feel a bit lonely ah'd be happy to come roond and part ya curtains like. Just like the old times eh pet." I think he might be wise to let it be tbh..... As i'm sure you know, you cant go around breaking peoples jaws no matter how many texts your girlfriend receives. Not lawfully anyway.

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. I just laughed hysterically for about 10 minutes, brilliant.

Gaping maw?

It's a great sneer.

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