Jimburst

"I'm looking forward to next season under Keegan nearly as much as I'm looking forward to Grand Theft Auto 4 coming out next week! BRRRPPPP!" :lol:

Who the fuck is chriss3r, and why are they such a cunt?

Come on lads, we'll step up to the plate.

He's also a fucking good player, and about to win the league...

How is there more chance of signing Carrick than Brown, when they have both had their contracts renewed? I'd say Carrick was about 100 times less likely to come here than Brown, despite 'geordie roots'

Get something imaginitive on the back then. On mine I've got EIGHTEEN 92 GOD'S 11 ..is mine I'm pretty sure god is a little older than that.

So pretty much a new team then. Realism.

Best thread, delete all the rest!

some f****** Chinese bloke can clap like a seal while being spoon fed by Richard Scudamore

Keane on the PA, can this day get an worse?

Barton really has been shocking. Terrible. Smith has been non existent Taylor has been...well, I dont know where he's been? owen dropping too deep, but I don't blame him; he's our best passer. Fannying round in our own box and half just invites pressure on us.

Come on Newcastle!

Frabbygas

Happy Birthday to the great man indeed. Good luck in the next year Kev!

Terrible shame, I remember playing football and everyone 'bagsying' being Ronaldo, there doesn't seem to be that many of those types about any more

What happened?

Damien Duff is on absolute fire in the Ireland game, I've taken to watching that. Great goal from Robhino.

Absolute snorefest, unfortunately.

STEEL CHAIR TO THE FACE. Its pretty obvious. Philistines.

We'll not get Richards - he is a decent player with promise, and Citeh fans would go ballistic, and rightly so. Bentley - yeah, good chance of. Nico Jamjar I've never heard of. Jamjar plays for Portsmouth, scored an almighty FK recently. Son of the Croatian national coach and plays in the middle for the Croatian team that murdered England.

Can't believe people thought we'd suddenly be amazing.

Is that a random comment? Might have something to do with this abomination. Oh my jeans. That was embarrassing the whole way through, the man is plainly retarded.

Wishful thinking

I think its perfect for him, gets him back in this country and a foot in the door of a club he could only dream about managing. Unless you're Carlos Quieroz I think taking a number 2 job anywhere is a serious dent to your managerial career, it's like a step back, no?

would he take a number 2 place? I'm pretty sure thats a bad career move for anyone...