Mick

Too late now, you racist f***. That's not the worst part of his post, he can't even spell colour.

Carver is the same, every time he's on the radio its all about him and what he's done.

He put his name forward for a job he's not capable of performing and we as fans are suffering while he has his ego stroked, he hasn't been thrown into anything. As for him trying, I didn't see that yesterday and even if he is, he's not good enough and trying is nothing if you're not up to the task.

I've just found a mention of it, we lost 5-2 on a Wednesday night in December 1986, I thought it was a heavier defeat than that.

They switched off at 3-0, even the fourth and fifth were just token gestures really. 21 minutes in and everyone on the pitch knew the result was decided. If they'd been really arsed they'd have had ten easily. I've seen us let in 8 at least once, away to West Ham when I think we had 3 keepers, 1 being Beardsley and we weren't as bad as yesterday. I honestly can't remember us ever being as bad as yesterday, possibly once when we were in the 2nd division and let in 6 or 8 goals against Everton in some shitty cup competition which I can't even remember the name of.

I still don't know how they didn't get into double figures, we couldn't have complained if they'd racked up a cricket score.

They basically failed to do what they are paid for and offered nothing to the players. The players were mainly poor but they looked as if they hadn't a clue as to what was expected of them and were left to get on with it.

The only thing they will do is keep any money you may have paid towards next years ticket.

From what I could see Carver sat on his arse for 90 minutes and offered nothing to the players. He should have been in his technical area giving them instruction but it appeared that didn't know what to say or do.

I don't know how a thread on "NUFC Sporting Ambition" can get to 3 pages when we don't have any.

I have no words. Only one word is needed, "Lunatic."

They were holding what looked like an ice pack onto his thigh.

He's trying to play the defeat down, in reality the scoreline was kind to us and could easily have been doubled.

This will be his last.

Newcastle United manager John Carver on BBC Sport: "All the plans you put in place go out of the window in the first minute. We knew they were going to press us but we didn't learn. "I have seen sides better than us come here and take a hiding. I don't think it was a lack of effort, we were just out played. "We we will have a review on Monday. Rather than go crazy in the dressing room, it is time for thought. I am taking some of the blame for this without a shadow of the doubt. It is about sticking together and making sure we put it right."

Gary Speed told him not to do the interview.

We're shit from top to bottom and this useless bastard is as bad as anybody at the club.

Can you talk me through it? I think I'd fallen asleep by then.

See, that's 2 positives. It's not all doom and gloom.

I'm not sure I can remember a game as one sided as that for a long time when we've been involved, I think we've hit a new low.

Aye, they didn't score 10.

It should have been, they've ripped the piss out of us at will and we couldn't have complained if they'd scored into double figures.

We're going for it now, it's not over yet.

We've gone past the stage of being embarrassing now.

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