Ashley17

I can hear Mick Lowes' voice commentating in the background, I'm longing for his rambling commentary over this idiot.

If he describes Carroll as "tall" one more time....

I named both

You're also right about the amount of poor teams next season. There's a few who are going through transition who will have patchy seasons and bad performances scattered about and then there's Derby, Wigan, Birmingham, Fulham, and possibly Reading if they get "second season" syndrome, although that's purely basing it on previous teams like Ipswich, I kept expecting Reading to trail off last season and they just didn't, so who knows.

Yeah you can change everything as much as you want between now and the season start

Dave...yes I just used my name. I am feeling about as creative as a Butt/Parker centre midfield

I need to think of a decent team name

The article is factually wrong. Wrong I tells ya! David May never won the Premiership with Blackburn. He can't really have been that bad if he played 40 times+ in a title winning side at Man United.

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Ah good. That Shearer goal & commentary against Everton still gives me goosebumps. And now I'm away. Enjoy the rest.

What? They showed him score but they didn't show the demolition job. It would be foolish to compete with you in terms of timing, you got a birthday wish posted to the second ffs!

Well I'm Sky Plussing the rest. Hopefully the sign language guy won't be there but I have a feeling he will be. Are deaf people only awake after midnight or something? RVN is such a dick I like how they didn't show Solskjaer's forearm smash on Hughes. Wankers.

Remember when James Beattie was good? It's amazing how far players can fall.

Souness was linked with the mackems! That could have made everyone a lot happier

I guarantee I'll still get pissed off at the Goodison Park shenanigans. And I'll still be gutted when Scholes scores the hat trick. And I'll still laugh at the mackems getting 19 points.

I love you Dave for pointing me to this, I have my driving test tomorrow and I'm bricking it so I won't be sleeping. This will waste some hours.

It's funny because he doesn't play for us

why ive got none Because I didn't send you one. :lol: I laughed, in fairness.

He hasn't agreed yet, but he will. If he was going to turn them down on the fact that he's a Geordie he wouldn't have travelled there for talks.

BBC are reporting they've had a £5 million offer for Craig Gordon of Hearts turned down.

http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/5903/premteamaa2.jpg And that, right there, is the team that almost certainly won't win. If Chimbonda goes to Chelsea I'll be very happy.

Edit that, you can't post fixtures bud

Richard

http://home.skysports.com/list.aspx?hlid=475495&CPID=8&clid=3&lid=&title=Premier+League+live+on+Sky Sky Sports on the ball, as usual. On RTG they reckon their Sky fixtures are out (they are the early kick off on the opening day so they're jizzing at the thought of being top of the table), so I'm guessing just keep refreshing that link until they appear.

My mackem mate cracked on Monday that he actually wanted Ian Harte. He couldn't understand why I nearly pissed myself.