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shite finishing tbh Their best finisher is on the wing. Murray's just got back from a Championship loan so fuck knows how he's got a start

It's a good job we rested him up last week

Sissoko limping, Santon warming up

Nice from Cabella

Sadly or Gladly for me. If we win get in. If we get raped, well more chance of Carver been thrown out of the club. It's literally win-win "Carver given job after battling draw"

Apparently Sterling isn't playing today but Borini is. Rodgers trolling

Love that the Chronicle did an interview with Ketsbaia making a big deal about him wanting the job and then didn't even include him in the poll

Yes

So, this guy broke his toe in November, played a game for us on December 2nd and then not since. Has his toe been amputated or something?

I just think they'll leave it as long as possible then if/when we finally win a game they'll give it to him until the end of the season - if we happen to somehow do quite well he'll get it for longer.

Even a stopped clock is right twice in a day though

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-would-mad-not-8380476 Great.

Bullard and Shearer are basically polar opposites as humans

Most blatant foul ever

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30477709

African Cup of Nations

Change the title ffs

Offside, ffs

Radio Newcastle mentioned it

Yes.

Ryder thought it was Konchesky. Easy mistake to make.

Bradford winning at Milwall despite their fans being stuck in traffic

Vuckic in for Sissoko is probably the most opposite swap we had available

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcnewcastle It says not online though so I expect it will cut off in a moment

We wanted to move it to Sunday but Leicester Tigers egg chasers are at home so it would clash