Ashley17

Collingwood Insurance in the Roeder era having to make a tough choice between Milner & Taylor every week. Good times.

"Might be a legit reason for him to be there"

Sherwood was on that Fantasy football show with Merson, said he still needed his last coaching badge to be able to manage in the Premiership, if that matters

Actually harries the opposition and forces mistakes, nice to see. Loves trying to steal an interception too, very useful.

Obertan's done ok in a couple of pre-season games and it earns him a reprieve. He's had about 1 good game in his whole time here. In that time, he's stormed out after being left off the bench, basically been told he can leave and played dog shit anytime he's been near the pitch - and I don't just mean going forward, even when he "tracks back" i.e. Pardew's fetish, he's shite at that too. He's literally useless, and has no plusses to cancel out the many minuses I've just listed. Ben Arfa brings so much more than this utter cocknose but it's one rule for one and other rules for everybody else.

Makes me sick that Obertan gets on over this lad. Doesn't make any sense

Aarons gave the ball away for the 2nd goal so will never play again. Obertan is still shite. Riviere has absolutely no composure but looks decent in general play

Southampton look neat and tidy but have nothing in the final third. JWP's set pieces seem to be the only threat

I used to live next door to him as a kid, thought he would be more clued up than that

How is this still 0-0?

An axis of Guzan, Senderos, Vlaar, Delph & El Ahmadi is very bald and important

Really wanted the commentator to say "here's Bobby Zamora STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU" after that bit of play

The more I hear about it he's realised they're not going to be able to attract anybody decent so he's taken the first possible opportunity to leave with his reputation at it's highest and look like a martyr

Did Lineker just break stride to say "christ what's he doing there!?" at a cut-out image of himself? What a guy

Have Shearer and Gullit kissed and made up since 'that' game?

Once all fixtures in the week are done, so Monday night in this case

They've agreed a fee for Fer so perhaps he won't be for much longer

Barkley out for 5 months

You know how everyone has Rooney? EVERYONE has Debuchy KaKa doesn't.

Debuchy assist, Ramsey goal, let's all get drunk

Fixutres have been generated now so unfortuantely not

What the fuck happened there?