Ashley17

Welcome to my fucking world

Look at the team they had out against us last year at our place. Look at the subs. Whoever is more up for it will win. Unfortunately it won't be us

I don't understand the Sammy hatred. I mean, he's not a world beater by any means but I don't recall ever being disgusted by his performances. He's got a goal and an assist in both starts this season (against lowerl eague teams, admittedly). Would rather Marveaux but he's not even a sub so here we are.

What's happening to Gouffran like? He is injured

Having seen the efforts of Anita, Santon, Haidara and Ben Arfa it's no wonder nobody else got a fucking go

Our corners weren't great to begin with but without Cabaye they're going to be monumentally shit, anybody who had the displeasure of being at the Cardiff cup game will know what's coming

Franz Carr drives Vauxhall for Benfield Motors

2 different games, Dowd did the 5-1, not the 1-1 with Sessegnon off and Cattermole at FT

"Sylvain! This is your time to shine. Text me Mehdi's number please lad."

Pardew is very MON isn't he, and to think we took the piss. To be honest I was taking the piss but he does love bringing Haidara on for no reason. Also Anita & Gouffran aren't allowed to play 90 minutes

That means Ben Arfa starts, it has to. Mick meet Gabriel; Gabriel this is Mick

Usual Pards craic: Substitutions: Haidara for Santon (63), Taylor for Anita (65), Obertan for Gouffran (71)

Reckon we'll announce LDJ tomorrow or Wednesday in an attempt to look like we're doing something. That'll be it though

I dread to fucking think

Hopefully Mick Lowes blocks the exit

1.5m extra, don't be daft. Please?

They just peddled his dad via text, bet he's in a great mood

I don't know a single person who rates him, not a single person at work or anybody I go to games with. Unfortunately I have quite the opposite. I'd say 90% of the fans I know like him, say "it's obvious he cares", doing a good job, generally don't like HBA - honestly, it confuses the life out of me You need new friends, the one you got are fucking mental It's like the twilight zone mate, I don't get it How can they not see what's in front of their eyes

There's reasons to be fed up but we don't really have a track record of flogging our stars for anything other than astronomical sums. Demba Ba, Shay Given, Jose Enrique, Habib Beye, Fraser Forster, N'Zog, Perch - none of them went for astronomical sums. In fact, take Carroll out of the equation and they've probably performed about average - some players leaving for more than they were worth and some less. Given I can give you, that was a terrible deal, but the others we had our hands tied to some degree. Ba had his clause, Enrique was running his contract down, Beye was shot and we'd just been relegated, N'Zogbia had been acting like a massive fucking prick for quite some time and Perch, as much as I love the bloke, I'd hesitate to call him a 'star'. I'm still fucking staggered Forster's turned into a decent goalkeeper as whenever I saw him he looked absolutely awful He's the same as he was - good shot stopper but useless with balls into the box. He gets very few of them in the Champions League and in the SPL he brings reading material. He's improved since he was in our academy but I don't think he's as good as is sometimes made out

I don't know a single person who rates him, not a single person at work or anybody I go to games with. Unfortunately I have quite the opposite. I'd say 90% of the fans I know like him, say "it's obvious he cares", doing a good job, generally don't like HBA - honestly, it confuses the life out of me

It's been said a few times but the match going public have very different opinions to N-O, in my experience anyway

I'm saying nout until Saturday about 3pm. Be typical if Altidore turns into Pele on Saturday after the slagging he gets

Couple of people on Norwich forum think Hughton is trying to buy Taylor

There's going to be some shithouse teams in the quarters.