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We thumped them before they beat Chelsea. i know, i just typed out the text that i got sent earlier.

from 6th down to 14th, from european dreams to fighting relegation, from beating Chelsea to getting thumped by Newcastle United, from bragging about getting 6 easy points of NUFC to only scraping one, from a great manager to a fat geordie bastard. Carlsberg don't do football teams.....and neither do Sunderland

Think i'd prefer Bertrand from Chelsea rather than Van Aanholt.

Good job they've got all these easy games to end the season.....

any idea if the ticket office will be open tomorrow and Saturday

Was at both of them, the Peterboro game was mental, health and safety would have had a field day if anything bad happened, the away end was crammed! When Joey's free kick went in I remember having to support the weight of some fat f***er to stop my little sister getting crushed Peterboro away last season was nothing compared to when we went there in the promotion season under KK, we must've had 3 sides of the ground, left Newcastle and it was cold and miserable, got down to Peterboro and it was red hot, the place was swarming with black and white. place went mental when Sheedy knocked in the winner to keep our unbeaten start going.

The Northumberland Senior cup final is at SJP on the 11th May, with no concerns about a dodgy pitch i wonder if we'll give him a run out to get him more ready for a cameo against Chelsea the following weekend? Would be good for the Northumberland FA as i'm sure his appearance would swell the gate and boost their coffers.

aye but all our players were slipping over, Shola more than anyone but after warming up, when they went off to get changed to start the match Blackpools sprinklers kicked in and our players were slipping and sliding all over the place.

doesn't matter now neesy thinks he's s****. late kick off is 2moro night.

confirmed in the chronicle that he's likely to be out for the season now.

Who's this Rondon character? Never heard of him, who's he play for? is he big? fast? small?

18 of us going down and only 8 of us have tickets to the match. Weather forecast for down there is cracking, over 20 degrees, going to be a belter of a weekend, lets just hope the football doesn't put a downer on it!

f***ing funny though. You just know he was desperate to score tonight i thought after the reaction he got when he came on that the script was then written for him to bundle in the winner in the last minute.

Ashington? All the way up there? I'd find that surprising as well. What was the source? its true, although Ashington has the most, quite alot of them are spread around South East Northumberland, mainly due to miners moving there for work years and years ago.

showed tonight that he's the best keeper at the club. excellent solid display. Surely he can't be dropped for Blackpool after keeping a clean sheet against Man U?

yes a good cup run should be one of the main priorities next season, hopefully we will invest money into the squad in the summer which will enable us to have a squad strong enough to fight on all fronts and be able to take the Carling cup seriously which will be the next stage of the teams development.

one assist!! for a left winger, jesus even Jonas has more than that.

Didn't someone post something on here a while ago about Bale and he'd hardly had an assist in the league? i could be totally wrong mind.

Pisses all over anything we have. We've done that before in L7. The slow version. Blaydon Races done properly pisses on it anyway. people would need to learn the words first before we can do the Blaydon races properly!

Legend, he's been confirmed for the midfielders talk in next month at the fed brewery with the likes of Nolan, barton, Tony Green.

i've just posted the email that i got but the lad who went and sent me the email is not a numpty or bullshitter.

mentioned a bit of this in the pardew thread but mate from work went to a talk in with Joey last night and here's the snippets from the email i got today about what was said.... On his contract - I can honestly tell you I want to stop here, I know you hear this all the time, but I generally so, whether you believe me or not.... The idiots who run the club keep moving the goalposts, they have offered me to take a pay cut - I'm nobodies mug and the idiots who run the show haven't got a clue.. If I don't get what I want I will still stop here and let my contract run down, love it here, and Alan Pardew is working his b*ll*cks off to get me the deal I want. On Pardew - He is a cracking bloke and a great manager and coach, I hope the fans can give him time and see what he can do, people think he's Ashley puppet, I can tell you he most defiantly isn't anyones puppet and he isn't scared to stand up to anyone at the club, I love working with him. On Shearer - I have a hell of a lot of respect for the man as a player, he was great, but mmm we don't get on, we never will, I was recently out with a few of the lads and he was there, we didn't say a word to each other all night, just a wink and a nod.. Fantastic player but wasn't so good as a manager... when I was at Man City Robbie Fowler was my role model - haha.. He was a great player too, never scored as many penalties as Shearer though.... Ha. On That bust up at Anfield. We were 3-0 down and I f*cking hate that Alonso, I hate the c*nt... so I thought right, here we go... it was a very bad tackle and a very bad thing to do, I know that.. When I was in the dressing room Shearer stormed in after the game pointing the finger and shouting you are a coward! Nobody calls me a coward, if he had attacked me with regards to my football I would of accepted my b*ll*cking, but he attacked me personally, I can tell you now if anyone in here want to call me a coward I will take you into the car park here and now, nobody calls me that.. Anyway yes there was a bit argy bargy and we haven't got on since. Who is your most hated current Player - At the moment Carl Henry at wolves, what he done down there early in the season, I wished I had digged him like I did Pederson the other month, I really do... I know Mick McCarthy had told him to try and get me sent off, anyway I kept calling him Chris, and pretending not to know who he was after the game to wind him up. On that 5-1 against mackems - Unbelievable, an amazing day that will stop with me for the rest of my life. On Nile Ranger - I can tell you he is the thickest man I have ever met in my life, he hasn't got a single brain cell, dopey as hell. On Enrique, will he stop - I'm stopping, that's all that matters to me, if he wants to go, go.. I'm not bothered.. He is the most vainest man I have ever met, honestly he is terrible, he cannot walk past a mirror with out checking himself out, I don't know why, he's an ugly Spanish c*nt anyway. What happened after that heavy defeat at Leyton orient pre- season - We got hammered 6-0, after the game we spoke about what we need to do to get this club back up in the premier league and who is up for the battle, I'm not going to name names here, but some didn't want to be here and couldn't care less, I want tell you who they are... "come on Joey, we want names".. Hmmm, okay right, I will tell you 2 of them, 2 names only, that f*cking Bassong and f*cking Martins, disgrace they are, total disgrace... anyway, the next morning after the match, me and a few of the lads confronted those who didn't want to be there and, well, I basically told them to piss off out of this club and never to come back. On this side now - Look, I believe we are a good football team, get behind us, we will be alright.. On Andy Carroll - £35 million, I would of sold him as well, no doubt about it. Finishing off - When I speak, I speak my mind and tell the truth, I hope all of you here can believe everything I have said tonight as I don't talk shite and tell things how they are.

one of the lads from work went to see Joey at a talk in at the Hilton, this was what he said about Pardew - He is a cracking bloke and a great manager and coach, I hope the fans can give him time and see what he can do, people think he's Ashley puppet, I can tell you he most defiantly isn't anyones puppet and he isn't scared to stand up to anyone at the club, I love working with him. Joey also said Pardew was working his bollocks off to get Joey the deal he wants.

With the reserves playing midweek against WBA if the likes of Inman, Donaldson or Richardson have a blinder they could see themselves thrown in for a debut although its unlikely Pardew would do it. Can see them on the bench though.

Added loads so no one would complain and one bellend complained straight away. two actually lol i didn't see Krul missing but you can't have the likes of Ben Arfa and Ryan Taylor who have barely played a game and not have Carroll and Krul who've played half the season.