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The worst Toon forward I ever saw was Rob McDonald followed by Frank Pingel - God they were really bad. But Smith has to be up there with the worst of them considering his fee and total ineffectiveness.

T Two blond fairies - one with an alice band, the other with a semi mohawk but you're right Andreas Andersson was a bigger threat, no question.

agreed, Taylor is absolute dogshite, if he was from 'down south' his windows would have been pelted several times by now I thought he was from down south? It's hard to single out one when the majority of them - I only exclude Milner - were truly shocking.

Keegan on the BBC: "We played very well early on for a team that has not been having results go for us and we built the platform for a victory by taking the lead. "Sadly half the second half came and I'm baffled by what happened because it was the same players but we never really got going after the break. "Their first goal was a hammer blow and our goalkeeper got injured at the same time and when they got their second we had a mountain to climb."

Eh?

Good lad, at least had a go in that second half when all of his teammates' heads had dropped.

My Hammer supporting mate said he had a dream we'd get relegated 3rd bottom ahead of Fulham and Derby. This was just after Keegan arrived and I laughed at him. Now I think I'll avoid him.

I thought it was "polish"? Can motivate one either I suppose!

If he's all that good in the market then why did he just waste a few weeks last month not buying anyone? Rhetorical question? You know what he said and the sort of players he brought in last time. Hopefully he'll have a massive budget and he'll need it too.

Not if we're in the Championship. Fair point although he'd have been sacked by then.

He'll do well in the transfer market - I'm sure of that although I really don't know how he can do much with the mess he's been left by SA.

Not good enough although I doubt we'll see him anymore after the Summer. Though "Big Earl" in Cell Block B might.

How can you say SA would have turned us around when he is the main reason we are in this position. Tactics of "hoof it to Big Kev" might excite you but.....howay!!! That is a succession of monumental f*** ups over ten years - and you know it. Souness didn't arrive 10 years ago.

How can you say SA would have turned us around when he is the main reason we are in this position. Tactics of "hoof it to Big Kev" might excite you but.....howay!!!

The way we were playing and how bad Villa were made me foolishly think a win was possible. I will never learn.

Even though it's 99% likely we'll lose to Manure in our next game I hope we can at least show the same kind of atmosphere we did today in terms of the crowd. They were brilliant once again and even though we are thoroughly rotten on the pitch at least the fans do us proud.

It looked like Carr had had a go on the Bong pipe!

We should hopefully do better than 0-6 but I can see no way we'll get anything from that game.

With those 3 fixtures coming up we are going to regret all those early season cock-ups against Derby, Wigan etc.

11 Smiths? We'd never score and have 11 bookings every week.

Was this second half worse than the Man Utd debacle? Can't believe we've been humiliated in the second half again.

Arguably better than the last time, if and it's a big if he can do it.

I might need a calculator to keep up. "There's only one Kevin Keegan" being ironically sung by the Villa fans.

6 second half goals at Manure, 4 today and even Carew scores a hat trick.

4-1.