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Classic line at the end "Right now, I can’t really see the light for Newcastle, not when every day brings another cloud.".

Has he been licking windows laced with LSD?

Only bugger who wants to join us.

We have Alan Partridge conducting negotiations.

Surely this Judas is not going anywhere until next Summer now.

We are the Lepers of the transfer window. Not being a misery guts but can see this being a difficult season.

I like Transfer Checker.

Heart emojis FFS. No need to behave like a wanker.

£135m plus realistic add ons possibly.

Impressive jump in value. Thought his house would be bigger.

FFS:

Need this lad through the door ASAP.

Sensing a theme occurring.....

Predictably disappointing. Could we not have got Dibling (possibly better in goal) instead?

More new targets at 5 p.m.? The barrel will be being further scraped.

Sounds a bit more optimistic. You'd think he'd start as 1st choice if Isak goes due to his league experience.

The Georgian keeper in part exchange?

Why does nee one want to join us? DCL will turn us down next.

Hard to think of a more frustrating one. They've left themselves with too much to do now.

Comedy this like and not a funny one.

The shite will be unrelenting until he's sold.

If he doesn't leave this summer, it's likely he'll be off next. Might be best for all concerned to sell while his value is high. Just don't see us being fast enough to get who we need. And please not the Scousers. They'll probably walk the league.