SteveMc

Press conf about to begin

Was that English? Nar "Chavanese"

Might free up a wage though

Bet it was some kind of team spirit engendering game in training. Shaking hands with the lads whose wives he'll be shagging this weekend

Not through handshakes though, surely If you didn't get one you'd wonder why though wouldn't you? Oh aye

Colo can have whatever number he likes. The man's a god

And next week he will "love" Liverpools fans. They'll be a massive club

Not through handshakes though, surely

Gutted with this. Teh club are culpable and Jose has behaved poorly too. his lass is still fit though.

You'll have to explain futher Skirge, it sounds like gibberish if you're not watching SSN Were all the recipients wearing bibs?

he's going to be upset about that

Good news tho

Played on the right a fair bit for Man United. Oh yeah - I meant that he played on left as well as right

5 - that's weird

Obertan definitely plays on the left

We need this lad signed for Saturday - the alternatives don't bear thinkiong about. Though...didn't Pardew make some noises last week about fergie making quicker than expected progress from his injury?

well that would be good wouldn't it? Fingers crossed (one out one in)

Hope this lad comes in today. Really important for the mood of fans and players for Saturday.

Yey

Ours could still go either way. Much depends on what we do with Jose and Joey and whether they are adequately replaced. Our die is yet to be cast

The only way we'll go down is based on an implosion akin to the cockney mafia 4 managers season. With the players we have we're nowhere near relegation candidates.

Douglas' tweets tonight definitely suggest that some development (probably minor) on Bendtner will be in the Journal tomorrow.

Hooray! Into the ice bath lad

Yip if you are either big enough to be hated or genuine relegation contenders you score highty. The non - entities don't register. Sadly we're a bit of both

Erm - the match