LionOfGosforth

Actually hate them more than Sunderland. Always been a loathsome club. Filled with tosser players in the 70's, the 80's brought the Ken Bates era, Nazi bastard fans, electric fences, they were an irrelevance in the 90's apart from hoovering up quality Italian players thanks to their location and then Abramovich happened. Cuntiest club in the world.

I'd pay to watch Fred on a regular basis, like a one-man comedy show.

This could be an avalanche of goals if Liverpool keep attacking

State of that defending, Jesus

Mr Intensity marking with all the conviction of a dying jellyfish, Firminho scores

Pogba should be called Jogba, never seen a supposed world class player have such low intensity in the way he plays

There are many reasons to miss a manager like Rafa (and the other managers we've had down the years who truly worked their bollocks off to make us the best we can be). Almost too many to list. But when I listen to this man-baby spout his cliches and drivel yet again and talk down to the fans with a breathtaking lack of humility for how predictably shit he's actually been this season, it truly drives it home. I just miss having a manager I trust. Someone who I know is working behind the scenes tirelessly and endlessly to make my club the best it can be. Someone who gets the club, the privileged position he is in as the figurehead of a sporting institution. Someone who understand the importance of the community links and goes out of his way to always try to improve that. A real professional in every sense who always did his best to harness the support and treat us with respect. Contrast that with this immature, incompetent, embarrassingly unkempt, self serving, thin-skinned dickhead who's only priorities are himself, his bank balance and maintaining his undeserved reputation with his media pals. Melodramatic maybe but the man just sickens me with every breath he takes.

His face looks like a bowl of Ribena and look at the gut on this shambles man, looks like he swallowed a pillow

He's a male version of Karen.

This is what I cannot understand. Obviously he is a terrible manager, always has been, his record proves it. It's obvious he has zero integrity, has left clubs in the lurch several times for a bigger wedge, fine people do that, he's not the first. He has no qualms whatsoever about managing literally any club that will pay him enough, doesn't matter about clubs being arch rivals, he'll manage the lot. Again, not unusual, people without integrity do anything for money. I personally wouldn't manage Aston Villa or Newcastle, if i'd already managed Birmingham or Sunderland. Maybe that's just me. The main thing that gets me is, he NEVER learns from his mistakes. He just repeats, over and over and over and over, like a fucking worn out VHS tape. Even when he's smashed over the head with why he's a cunt of the highest order and a rubbish manager and a poor human, he just plows on regardless, doing the same shit. He NEVER EVER learns. Most people learn from mistakes, this bloke just refuses to. Then he has the gall to be smug about a couple of decent results too, instead of just shutting his trap for once. Relentlessly rancid is a good description.

Thick as a diver's watch and as sneering and snidey as Captain Darling, the stupid bastard will never get it. Given a free platform to address some points with a little integrity and maybe even some recognition of how shit things have actually been and that 17th isn't all that much cop after all, bit of positivity about next season maybe with regard to transfers. Even if it's all bollocks. Nah, let's just lie again and reinforce every cliche and fan stereotype going and insult everyone's intelligence all over again, as usual. Fucking wretched swine.

I'm surprised (and relieved) we can't see his internal organs, the fat spanner is so thin-skinned.

you're only missing "job should come with a Government health warning" for the full set

Bye Walrus.

Seems mad that Oldham were a competitive PL club in the mid 90s and got soundly trounced by Forest Green at home in league 2 today.

Eze back in the game after a half hour breather to run about 70 yards and score

First time i'm seeing Eze live. Interesting player, lots of natural ability, seems to just glide past players like they're not even there then disappears for 25 minutes.

Simeone's hair is micey like

Who is currently staying up with Wednesday winning? Rotherham I think?

You're mostly right. But shit at Liverpool? Just no. He actually "inherited" a team in decline (Souness gone, he himself at the end of his career, Rush with one eye on Italy), plus Everton emerged and blew everyone away in 84/85 so that brought pressure and with probably their worst overall team of the 80's won the league in 85/86 as player manager. No small feat. He then put together (spending plenty in the process, yes) what is widely regarded as the team of that decade in 87 with Barnes, Beardsley and Aldridge absolutely destroying teams. They put 4 past us at St James and could have scored double figures. So no, not shit at Liverpool at all. The rest I agree with and I absolutely hated what he did at the Toon, dismantled a team of brilliant players with over the hill tripe.

Rotherham score, looks like only Wycombe are definitely down due to GD. Looks like they have a game in hand as well

Leeds have been rubbish

They'll still pinch a result 8 minutes into stoppage time

That Burn for Brighton is a clumsy cunt, lumbering around the pitch knacking Leeds players

and if that doesn't work, roll your fur up