Nate

Should have been booked. Why is he so thick, man?

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02209/cisse_2209562b.jpg Howay Papiss!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35918259

I agree with this, would go further and say less than 6 points from the next 2 and we are down A win today, a draw against Norwich and we're down? I'd bite your arm off for those results. Yes, because you can't look at those games in isolation. The other teams play each other which will screw us. We need 6 points. Howay. We'd be one point behind Norwich with a game in hand and seven to play. That's not 'down'. Quietly confident about today. If Cissé is involved it will be a massive boost.

I agree with this, would go further and say less than 6 points from the next 2 and we are down A win today, a draw against Norwich and we're down? I'd bite your arm off for those results.

Think Man Utd will be picked apart on the counter tonight. Might take Sturridge anytime with the free bet; 2.75

So happy. Difficult to comprehend how important the next ten games now are.

'You cannot slip in situations like that.' Cheers Michael.

Reasons to be cheerful; Sunderland (H), Swansea (H), Palace (H), Norwich (A), Villa (A). Surely we can't be down already with those games to play.

:lol: Funniest thread opening since Nile Ranger. Bodes well.

Unbelievable. Assume everyone thought the same as they were completely ignored.

Poor cunt nearly has his eye gouged out; unprecedented levels of abuse. He's been really unlucky here, don't understand the animosity.

We can't credibly complain about paying over the odds for a player, given the amount of criticism Charnley & Ashley have received for lacking ambition and being obsessed by spreadsheets. A small step but a positive one. He'll improve us.

Yes! Vurn absolutely worked his bollocks off for 90 minutes there, credit to the shirt. Mitro & Perez are so exciting; Sissoko needs to spend the week working on his delivery.

Stuck £15 on that after seeing your post. Ta.

Love how pitch invasions go from being 'great to see' to 'a disgrace', seemingly on the whim of the co-commentator.

Extraordinary goal Took Salford at 4/1 at HT. County have been desperate.

Wijnaldum/Perez/Mitrovic is such a promising trio; goes without saying Colback and Obertan are keeping us grounded

Meanwhile Sunderland nearly score one of the great passing goals in Premier League history at Old Trafford.

Love a bit of Mike Dean indignation.

Pardew's found an anger-management buddy.

Not a chance, we've long passed that point. Only resignation will stop him getting at least two full seasons.

On the grounds that he meant it? Looked unintentional to me and entirely incidental to play.

I have the misplaced feeling of being absolutely gutted for David Moyes.

If you're going to let your hysterical feelings towards an individual detract from moments like that then you may as well pack it in. Clean sheet with only one really shaky spell in the first half, double the opposition's efforts on and off target. Couldn't have hoped for much better with confidence through the floor. Impressed by Dummett & Anita again.