ScottishMagpie

for all some of our good play how many shots on target have we had?

wonder how many copies of the season review dvd they've made......

unless cisse is scoring goals off his knob what else does he bring?

Bet you it's not jonas that will come off.

SET PENIS!!!!!!

feck off cisse man. get in the box.

Cos they'll be in the europa league next season and will have to deal with all those extra games....

How's that a free kick to them?

Oh fuck off pards you eejit. Last game of the season, just go for it eh?!

Anita! What a ball!!

Don't think Gladys the tea lady would agree though....

It's just a myth like nessie. Not as rare as the lesser spotted ginger campbell That's just one of those tales told by old wives to scare the grandkids...

It's just a myth like nessie.

If we get a set penis in the last minute I say Pards sends him up for it.

Pardew this is all your fault you kunt!

What? No talk of the minute for Harps?!!

gotta admit I'm very happy with how we played in that half. My only criticsm is Cisse being isolated with no b&w shirt near him but apart from that I think we've done quite well (set penises aside obviously). Minutes applause for Harps was emotional. Webb is being a complete knob. If Pards could guarantee that this is how he'll have/let us play then I suppose he can stay.

Fucking Webb man!!

Hope he's back in some capacity at the club in future.

Is this the best we've played all season?

Stability at least.

Hatem....

To be fair to him there was a shocking lack movement when he was on the ball. Hang on, hang on!!.... you mean the other players are supposed to move when HBA gets the ball? Thought the game plan is give it to him and stand back?

Wonder if in training we practise with no offside rule.

That was 'proper' football there.... think I better have a lie down.