Nobody

So unnecessary that from Joelinton

The fuck is that Liverpool bench

Please drown out their shitty come on you spurs chants.

Would have shat me pants if that was Pope

He's been very good so far tonight

Get in!

Can we have a goal soon please, as we really fucking deserve it.

Woltemade is so fucking good it's ridiculous

Great play from Thiaw and Burn to Ramsey there

Isn't the big difference really just that Salah isn't scoring at an absolute ridiculous rate like last season? They're playing the exact same way, but last year (and earlier in the season to am extent) Salah would just pull out an incredible finish from nowhere.

Give Soldiers wages to Wissa

I'm sure Real Madrid - Juventus is supposed to be a Big Game (TM), but does anyone give a flying fuck about it?

I just want Big Nick to drop slightly deep and have both wingers making central runs with at least one full back providing width. It will be guaranteed goals galore, is it really so much to ask for?

Shame Eddie doesn't give a chance to the youngsters mind

Oh my god what a goal

Get Elanga on for Gordon now please. Maybe Osula for Big Nick as well

Disagree, they've (you've?) been decent.

Just shoot man Tripps

2 minutes

Excellent call that ref

Jesus they won't stop diving and the ref buys it every time

Howe will be creaming all over himself after that pressing and then a couple of quick passes for an open goal.

Get the fuck in Gordon!!

How fucking long did that take them ffs?

Gordon's having a great game