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Aye, I really wish they would hurry up and deliver something. You know, like a trophy or Champions League football, or something like that. Just something for the fans to grasp on to, to show that we're making progress. Even a world class striker or midfielder would be nice.

It's only 2 goals worse goal difference, you might be able to make that up.

Agree. They'd be below Villa if Salah had got injured

Oh cunt off

Why is it every time we're bad, we can't even get anywhere close to their players?

Been all over us Tbf

Fuck off Ollie Watkins you absolute cunt. And fuck off ref for not booking him

These Villa cunts aren't half appealing for fucking everything

That's a booking ffs.

But if he gets the ball literally no one thinks it's a penalty and it's never given. What an utterly daft post

The xG nonces will have a field day with this half

Did Mateta and/or Eze come off injured for them at the weekend?

You rate Zirkzee? Must be nice for him hear that he's got a fan

Pure filth

Yeah he's becoming one of my favourite ever Newcastle players. He's having an outstanding season, scored in a Cup final and seems to be an absolute gem of a bloke.

Cue Forest scoring any minute now. 1-0 FT.

Salah new two year contract official

As if that has ever mattered

Stay classy Man Utd, trying to score after Lyon played it out

Without thinking about it too much, he's probably in the top 10 best attacking players in the league, and definitely the only one that might even be remotely attainable for the RW spot.

How far would you have to go back for the previous 27?

Aye, they are much worse than Saints from what I've seen.

Shocker that Longstaff, Miley, Wilson and Osula aren't as good as Bruno, Joelinton, Isak and Murphy

Isn't that like 8 games ago as well or something?

Fuck me Leicester are bad. Got to be one of the worst sides we've ever played against in the PL? Even Southampton this season put up more of an effort in our two games against them.