Ritchie

Erm who is this guy they've replaced him with?

Rooney.

Nolan looks knackered already.

We currently have less points than Southampton.

28 and 29 years old.

Stop the fucking GIFs.

Signed.

Wouldn't mind Gomis, like.

Why was he in London for?

QPR would be better off just starting again instead of trying to cling onto false hope.

Any chance we could nab Andre Ayew as well?

No.

Just been on SSN. I had the headphones in though, so I don't know what they said about it.

-4 points.

Anyone got him in their FF? I'm not saying anything.

Did he really just say hashtag epic Sunday?

Debuchy with a long ball.

Fixed.

Adebayor is shite.

Cabaye really doesn't like his photo taken.

Saylor is, Colo is September.

Tiote.

"The good news is we are taking Cabaye on the bus, which is like signing a new player," said Pardew.