Ritchie

Kone and Di Santo.

Cisse on the wing.

It's the Europa league's fault!

Right lads, I've gone with; £5 on Wigan and £5 free bet on a draw. So we're bound to win.

Santon is on my Xbox Dashboard.

seriously? I know what a horn is, but never heard the word foghorn http://lmwtfy.de/index.html?q=foghorn

I'm now 6th.

Falcao.

2-0 Barca, a Messi Own Goal.

Nicky Shorey hits a free-kick which Anders Lindegaard saves - that's the first shot on target which hasn't been a goal. Ridiculous.

McCarthy doing well at Ipswich.

0-2 Michu.

Any chance of snow on Monday?

Two points off relegation.

We're turning to Nile fucking Ranger, man.

FUCK OFF!

FFS.

This commentator, man. Shut the fuck up.

Nice shot of Cisse's arse, that.

CISSEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Christ, they must be fucking blind.

We just don't go anywhere when we've got the ball.

Get mine back on and it's fucking half time.

I missed the new corner!