Ritchie

Fucking hell!

Come on Dortmund!

Ben Arfa time.

CLUJ!!

Did Fat Sam just call Carlton Cole, Andy Cole?

Those two mackems. How many pills have they been taking?

QPR must be the worst team ever to be given a bucket load of money.

34 points.

Where's Interpolic? He's down the shops buying tampons for his lass. D-Lo Brown buying kotex for PMS

Hey look, it's Charles N'Zogbia!

Fat Mike is not looking so fat these days.

I hope Mad Mick gets a job soon.

The goal music when they're 4-1 down.

Injured Tottenham defender Benoit Assou-Ekotto on Twitter: "YES WE DID... LOL!"

What's going on?

The only player who'll actually put in a cross.

Well we escaped with that one.

Handa Ba.

It's about time one of our players scored with their hand.

BAAA!!

Get a goal now and we'll win.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!

Fuck off, they've let Noel Hunt of all fucking people score!

What the fuck is happening?

Oh Christ don't say Ameobi's going to be playing at the back.