Ritchie

Villa winning.

Stroke winning.

Hernandez, ffs.

Welbeck with a dive.

Pen to Manchester United.

Should have gone for the chokeslam, imho.

Kane's finish.

Christ, I'm bored. Give us a goal, already.

Driving a digger.

Norwich going mental.

No he wasn't, Keegan was.

Snodgrass with the worst free kick in the world.

Ben Arfa.

1. Coloccini 2. Krul 3. Ben Arfa 4. Cisse 5. Tiote 6. Cabaye 7. Ba 8. Saylor 9. Jonas 10. Santon 11. Perch

So I've got a free fifty quid bet from Paddy Power. I'm thinking; Man United -1.0 (vs. Wigan) Arsenal to Win (vs. Southampton) Which'll return £63.43. What does everybody reckon? Surely, Arsenal can't fuck up against Southampton.

I was going to do an XI but I just can't keep up with all these injuries.

Gervinho's just killed the goalkeeper.

1-1.

Senegal score.

Gameweek 4: 1. 2-1 2. 2-0 3. 1-1 4. 2-1 5. 3-0 6. 0-2 7. 0-0 8. 1-0 9. 2-1 10. 1-1

Five minutes added on.

Our fucking corners.