Ritchie

Looking forward to seeing more of Marveaux this season. He's like a new signing.

Completely forgot Chelsea signed Oscar.

Need to see this like apparently it has "get hitzfeld" above it but with a line through it.

Is Shols alright? Seems strange that he didn't take the pen.

Rogers going a bit extreme in trying to emulate Barca/Spain They'll be after Luke Moore soon.

That'll go down well.

Sturridge.

How come we haven't missed one yet?

OH Dear, OH Dear.

Bellamy slapping him on the back of the head.

I'd miss humiliating them.

Someone's life has just been saved.

Surely not Two Celebrity Deaths?!

Must be time for a Celebrity Death.

It could be worse. We could be getting spanked off Helsingborgs. At least it isn't a third division German side.

In fear?

We'll still get him, in my opinion.

Darren Bent.

He was linked with Man City a few days ago.

Accept it please.

If Malaga are in financial trouble, why aren't we after Solomon Rondon?

It went Bad.

I used to think.

This. He probably signed weeks ago but they just haven't got round to telling us yet.

Canny weird seeing all these Brazilians (especially Neymar) on our pitch.