Ritchie

Christ, sort it out Everton.

If Spurs / Bolton is a draw, do they have a replay?

Kick her out.

YESS!!!

Everton have nicked our Coloccini chant.

Evvveerrtoonn doo dododo! Evvveerrtoonn doo dododo! (What a shit chant. )

Quick, cut him off before he punches him!

Krul really takes out Williamson there.

Meh, Ratboy is just GREEN with ENVY.

Mathematically safe from relegation.

Ba, Cisse and Ben Arfa.

Great result.

Fergie, Santon and Jonas all down one wing.

Shola, on the wing! Shola, Shola, on the wing!

Just cramp for Cisse, Phew!

Should've put it in Cisse.

Who's Captain?

Jamie Redknapp is GREEN with ENVY.

Santon on, Colo off.

Karl Ticehurst on Twitter: "Newcastle have raised the Ba this season. Could knock Chelsea off their Perch. They've got (Ben) Arfa chance of Europe now."

YESSS!!!

"So Solid" Danny Simpson.

Perchinho taking one in the cock.

BEN ARFA! YESSS!!

CISSSEEE!!!