Ritchie

Go on Shols, make it difficult Shols!

Shola playing right wing.

We're seriously going to defend this one goal lead?

Fucking hell!

Stop fannying about man, you twats.

"HOWAY YOHAN!"

Why the hell are we sitting on a one goal lead?

HOOF.

What the fuck has happened to Williamson? He was half decent last season, now he's pure shit.

GET RID OF IT YOU FUCKING BELLEND!

Ba proper loves Cisse.

Seriously, how can commentators get Cisse and Ba mixed up?

We'll lose.

How did Sevilla not score there?

Reading are second?! Where the fuck did they come from?

McClean ahead of Sigurdsson.

Imagine if Wigan survived relegation again.

Sigurdsson is sat on my bench.

If Everton don't win, Neil should be banned for a week.

"...mfrfm mfrfm GAY mrfmfrm frfmr GAY mrfrm..."

Llorente! Goal!

Hmmm; Krul Perch - Williamson - Coloccini - Santon Ben Arfa - Tiote - Cabaye - Jonas Cisse - Ba

They'll probably get knocked out by APOEL.

Torres so doesn't give a fuck.

Drogba what a cunt.