Ritchie

Obertan off and Ben Arfa on the wing? This can't be real.

THANK FUCK OBERTAN IS OFF!!

It's like playing for four fullbacks here.

Come on, ffs.

Pardew's love-in for Obertan is getting ridiculous now.

Come On!

Jordan Rhodes has gone fucking mental.

That's him sold then.

Wish I never looked in this thread now.

I, too, will also be leaving Ba on the bench. Not out of respect, though, but because I can't afford to buy him back.

Since when has Dzeko been returning to form?

Imagine if it was this windy in mackemland.

Ithnan from Derby on text: "At this rate Steve Kean will be calling Sir Alex to offer his support."

No, it's still there.

YEAH!

Feed the sheep and he will Ba!

SOMEONE RIP THAT MANC SHIRT OFF THAT FAGGOT KID!!

HAHAHA!

YESSS!!!

Obertan,

This will be the longest ten minutes ever.

Awh shit, it's Perch.

How many fantasy points does Howard get for scoring?