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The Lampard obsession is a parody at this point. Maybe they think if they keep rotating him in and out it'll stick sooner or later.

That's not good enough. I just hate him so much, nees.

Then someone should've told the daft cunt it's not an obligation to announce it six months in advance and make a documentary about it.

This sure as hell isn't worth fighting with rivers for anymore.

Least of our worries but why the fuck is the ref gagging to blow the whistle before the four minutes are even entirely up??

I switch back to the river and get to see Burn just watch a long punt bounce off him and to their attacker.

Defensively we've looked so complacent. They haven't even looked particularly decent imo but we're just letting them waltz to our box time and time again.

Anyone else's rivers all running like absolute dogshit or is it my Internet? Barely been about to watch 2 minutes of play so far ffs.

If anything I'm extremely concerned at how he didn't follow the example of a member of the leadership committee and interact with the staff. Head's gone iyam.

He's hiding the permanent limo quite well there. Hopefully the prosthetic holds up in match.

Cue some new rules to balance this travesty out.

Yeah I think someone else's comment on here a while back only then made me realise they bulk film all this stuff on a media day near the start of the season, which makes sense.

Fuck it who are we selling before July. I hear if we sold Trips we could fund a rebuild of the entire the squad.

Fuck it then who else should we nab off 'em.

They'll be fine. Looks like we've already got 35% of that covered.

The Tindall obsession is so weird (from neutrals, not us, I understand why we bloody love him). Everyone acts like he's the only assistant that goes for a pre- or post-match handshake. The fixation of him being in the technical area is dumb as fuck too. I don't remember people ever being up in arms when loveable Sammy Lee was hanging out of Fat Sam's arse in every town and city of the UK for years. Seems the mixture of becoming a bit memeable with those pearly whites and everyone hating us has sent some outsiders in to the strangest of spirals over him.

It's a shame. Always had time for him, a good servant when capable and as with so many of that time it wasn't his fault Ashley was happy avoiding any upgrade of playing personnel. Really thought he'd smash another good year or two of Champo football but I guess he's done even at that level.

I'm like a broken record but I would've been content with Conference League at the start of the season and I still would be. But we still have more than a chance of exceeding that if Tuesday can be used as a springboard. The lack of many midweek games will be huge. Even if we keep having injury setbacks, it should more often than not give Eddie time to rethink his plans and relay that to the players. 2.5/10

Ah yeah it was Allardyce that signed him. Getting my timelines mixed up.

Here is the club's chance to make up for this underwhelming transfer window.

What happened with Faye again? I remember him looking solid but left quickly. Was there a clash with Fat Sam or am I imagining things?

Jesus Christ this is one cursed image.

Hold on is it deadline day today?

While we're down to the bare bones in midfield? They might as well just sell up back to Ashley at this rate. Pure selling club for all to see.

Surely €70m is over the whole deal, not per season?