wormy

Never was. Never will be.

Is that the first sight of Shearer or did I miss something pre-match? Assumed he must've been on commentary somewhere, not right in with the away fans.

Fucking hell. First he mixed up Schar and Botman and apparently Miley and Tino look too alike also.

That was such a lovely move it felt like an optical illusion. Wondered how Tino suddenly ended up in the box with it.

Sub!!

We could well and truly settle this on the break if we take our chances.

Cracking play out and drive from AG there.

At least that's more insightful than Dixon.

I get what you mean but I'm not sure my blood pressure could take it.

Cue Dixon in tears explaining how it should never have happened until at least the 80th minute.

Jesus Christ.

I didn't need to be there yet I'm with you 100%.

Like fuck is that a handball.

Sounds like he's about to throw his headset off any second in fury.

Dixon fuming at them following the rules again. Demented git.

Fucking flag ffs. Especially when Murphy gets his boots on.

Harry Wilson has been 'unable to continue' for about half the half now, hasn't he?

Dixon still incredulous the fucking dunce. Although I guess it must be quite the thing to get your head around them actually applying the rules correctly for once.

Bruno's on course for a second half hat trick at this rate.

Holy shit! Get in Longy! Stonking game lad!

Don't worry we won't be in half a minute.

Don't do it to yourself.

Wait so what handball rules are we playing to now? The one that chalks this off presumably?

Filth. Review for what? Ffs.