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Fucking keep him then m8.

Don't complain. I was worried he was going to comply with all the 'shooots'.

Seems the only NUFC-related individual Dixon can stomach is BDB. He can't bring himself to say a single positive thing about any other one of our players.

Am I being soft? How was that not a foul from Bruno?

I hope you've reported them accordingly, bud?

You could've given Eddie a bit of a heads up so he could factor it in.

Two. You happy now?

I hear he got them on one of those reselling sites.

Never was. Never will be.

Is that the first sight of Shearer or did I miss something pre-match? Assumed he must've been on commentary somewhere, not right in with the away fans.

Fucking hell. First he mixed up Schar and Botman and apparently Miley and Tino look too alike also.

That was such a lovely move it felt like an optical illusion. Wondered how Tino suddenly ended up in the box with it.

Sub!!

We could well and truly settle this on the break if we take our chances.

Cracking play out and drive from AG there.

At least that's more insightful than Dixon.

I get what you mean but I'm not sure my blood pressure could take it.

Cue Dixon in tears explaining how it should never have happened until at least the 80th minute.

Jesus Christ.

I didn't need to be there yet I'm with you 100%.

Like fuck is that a handball.

Sounds like he's about to throw his headset off any second in fury.

Dixon fuming at them following the rules again. Demented git.

Fucking flag ffs. Especially when Murphy gets his boots on.

Harry Wilson has been 'unable to continue' for about half the half now, hasn't he?