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Doesn't help though that he's one of the few that has a quality replacement on the bench compared to the others. That's naturally going to make him more of a focus, intentionally or not.

Dear God now we get a sonnet to Jurgen. Fuck off.

Seriously why can we not keep the ball from a fucking throw in ever?

This fucking commentary isn't helping.

Fulham starting to take control here.

I get why they did it but it sucks they ditched the neutral section.

Top tier picture choice. Awesome to see The Juice's return.

I get the feeling ill be happier not knowing.

Oh my fucking God I just searched Twitter to find out more about this and there's multiple poems.

Fucking Pata party pooping with facts and figures. What an utter dweeb.

I heard Dan keeps editing our offer to £50,000 and whispering he can get him £200,000 from Man U in a few months.

Urgh. I do understand and agree with the pragmatism in theory. But Joelinton is one of the few who I can't seem to look at and go 'yeah it was never gonna last'. And I know it's just an example but to Man U? I thought the Trippier talk simply didn't make sense in terms of value-for-money. Almiron is more of an it's a shame but I see the end goal. But Big Joe going would just straight up make me sad.

Fingers crossed Alonso knocks them back if they go calling for him. Would be glorious to see their reaction to a fans favourite not being interested.

I'll be genuinely surprised if we can't reach an agreement with him. He seems to love the place, has a best mate in Bruno along for the ride and the club obviously value him highly. I'd be morbidly interested in seeing what kind of offers he'd be looking at that could turn his head. I know there were Liverpool interest rumours for a short while but I can't see European challengers valuing him like we do (unfairly so).

For me it's like when Take That announced they were breaking up.

I wouldn't be too sure. I hate the man but he's an outrageous manager and his fingerprints are all over them from these past eight years. Even for a genuinely quality manager it's probably a daunting role to step in to and try to pick up where he leaves off. I'd be interested to know as well what kind of budget any incoming manager has to mould the team how he wants as they're not quite at the level of throwing as much as they want at it. I'm not saying they'll plummet but I could see them out of the title race for a good while. But maybe it's just wishful thinking.

Never thought another club's managerial news would make me so damn happy. Hopefully it goes Sir Bobby-style and affects his authority. But not so bad that it goes Ferguson-style and he u-turns on the decision.

Yay thank you so much for not spending any money for three years so our new owners could use it, Mr Ashley. Any chance we could make use of the previous ten years unused budget, too? No? That's not fair play? Okay. Makes sense.

These ads are starting to veer in to so shit they're good territory for me.

Give the poor guy a break. He's had a rough six weeks. --- Have to laugh at 'we only do what we are 100% convinced off'. Like they would've been happy to throw €13m on a shot in the dark.

The worst thing is that does actually look like a better selection of tat than NUFC currently offers. But yeah, has it come from anywhere official/trustworthy that we're slotting in to that Elite tier with the likes of Arsenal? Heard it so often I just assumed that it had come from a sound source.

I hear after he posted that he removed all references to NUFC on his profile.

There's a happy medium between what the club currently offers and doing a PSG. It'd be cool to get something going with Adidas that means there's some genuinely interesting items available to drive more casual interest and purchases aside from the obvious of kits, training gear etc. Not that I'll probably stump up the cash for such items but I'm sure many would if they put some genuine time and effort in.

Seems rare to see clubs agree a deal before the player has given the go ahead these days. Makes it feel very club-driven where Miggy would stay if he could which makes it feel like we're kinda kicking a puppy here.

I heard we were his boyhood club. Used to get Mitro on the back of his shirts.