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Dixon still incredulous the fucking dunce. Although I guess it must be quite the thing to get your head around them actually applying the rules correctly for once.

Bruno's on course for a second half hat trick at this rate.

Holy shit! Get in Longy! Stonking game lad!

Don't worry we won't be in half a minute.

Don't do it to yourself.

Wait so what handball rules are we playing to now? The one that chalks this off presumably?

Filth. Review for what? Ffs.

Doesn't help though that he's one of the few that has a quality replacement on the bench compared to the others. That's naturally going to make him more of a focus, intentionally or not.

Dear God now we get a sonnet to Jurgen. Fuck off.

Seriously why can we not keep the ball from a fucking throw in ever?

This fucking commentary isn't helping.

Fulham starting to take control here.

I get why they did it but it sucks they ditched the neutral section.

Top tier picture choice. Awesome to see The Juice's return.

I get the feeling ill be happier not knowing.

Oh my fucking God I just searched Twitter to find out more about this and there's multiple poems.

Fucking Pata party pooping with facts and figures. What an utter dweeb.

I heard Dan keeps editing our offer to £50,000 and whispering he can get him £200,000 from Man U in a few months.

Urgh. I do understand and agree with the pragmatism in theory. But Joelinton is one of the few who I can't seem to look at and go 'yeah it was never gonna last'. And I know it's just an example but to Man U? I thought the Trippier talk simply didn't make sense in terms of value-for-money. Almiron is more of an it's a shame but I see the end goal. But Big Joe going would just straight up make me sad.

Fingers crossed Alonso knocks them back if they go calling for him. Would be glorious to see their reaction to a fans favourite not being interested.

I'll be genuinely surprised if we can't reach an agreement with him. He seems to love the place, has a best mate in Bruno along for the ride and the club obviously value him highly. I'd be morbidly interested in seeing what kind of offers he'd be looking at that could turn his head. I know there were Liverpool interest rumours for a short while but I can't see European challengers valuing him like we do (unfairly so).

For me it's like when Take That announced they were breaking up.

I wouldn't be too sure. I hate the man but he's an outrageous manager and his fingerprints are all over them from these past eight years. Even for a genuinely quality manager it's probably a daunting role to step in to and try to pick up where he leaves off. I'd be interested to know as well what kind of budget any incoming manager has to mould the team how he wants as they're not quite at the level of throwing as much as they want at it. I'm not saying they'll plummet but I could see them out of the title race for a good while. But maybe it's just wishful thinking.

Never thought another club's managerial news would make me so damn happy. Hopefully it goes Sir Bobby-style and affects his authority. But not so bad that it goes Ferguson-style and he u-turns on the decision.