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Bring Send him home.

Of course they're limited by whatever systems they're using at the moment but there's so much that could be done in due course to still allow for it to reach the widest audience possible via ballot whilst giving people some actual autonomy on where they end up sitting/standing. As Stev says, give a breakdown of a few more options rather than categories that hide behind smoke and mirrors. Hell, not many may use it but maybe even add an option of 'anywhere I don't care' which can plonk someone in one of the less desired areas. It may be too complicated but I wonder if they could introduce a window, maybe 48 hours or something where after successful ballot notifications go out it allows people to login and pick their seat on a first come first serve basis. It's not going to give everyone their favoured spot but it'd surely result in more happy campers than currently? I'll still apply each game anyway. It just feels like cutting your nose off to spite your face to say that you won't spend 5 minutes within a three or four day window applying, when the previous system often required waiting on a website for over an hour to find out if you'll snag a ticket. Even if you get a seat you don't want under the current system, it's not like there's not a queue of takers to pass it on to at face value.

I'm a glass half full kinda guy.

Awesome. It'll be an honour to watch him pull up 5 minutes into his April return.

Holy shit are there actually people saying switching to Mourinho is a smart move? I challenge anyone that thinks that is a smart move to imagine him with this squad but 'only' £100m-odd to spend on reinforcements in the summer. I'm sure he'd absolutely fucking relish the challenge.

Been getting antsy of late as I hadn't been successful in the ballot since Fulham then realised even including the recently-concluded Luton ballot that's only three matches. Feels a bloody age ago. I know it's the least of the problems with ticketing but even the ballot application on mobile is a needless pain in the arse. So much scrolling up and down the page to get to the right place as you go through the screens to submit your application.

I never watch SSN anymore. When did they decide to try and look like they're just chilling on a podcast or something? Looks utter shite. That's my focus because I don't have the energy to get annoyed at the inevitable exoneration of Man City.

Oh how 2023.

KDB? Yeah I'm not surprised. I'd be scared at the prospect of the wee man too.

Imagine him coming on to nullify KDB tonight though, man.

Hi guys not been keeping up with the forum tonight. What am I angry at him for this time? Thanks in advance. X

Bring him home.

You have to wonder where we'd be this season if he had him available.

Oh yes commentators it's so sad we can't just wank off Man City without recourse. It's a fucking travesty. Fuck off.

Fuck off. Just fuck off.

Fucking what? I was fuming that there was no yellow let alone it's a fucking THROW IN?

Well that's Bruno's usual yellow wasted early doors.

Fucking how.

What exactly is so funny about our bench? We don't even have a third goalkeeper on it anymore which is no laughing matter.

Possibly my new #1 reason to hate the little lego fuck. You can see the genuine enjoyment he's getting from that utter bollocks too which somehow makes it worse.

Double the signings to lose to injury and suspension all over again.

I heard they had to chop his foot off in the end so he's having to learn how to run on his stump.

Don't worry guys its nearly January when a load of our players are expec... Oh.

Dreamt of playing for Real Madrid, did he? Clearly sees us as a stepping stone. Get rid.

50% of away tickets to non-NE fans. Man U conveniently one of 'her' four follows and one tweet before today. Safe to say its fake.