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Careful. Ritchie will have a job for life at that rate.

Bring him home.

No need to be so defensive, bud. Just making conversation.

What a boring draw. Equal parts uninspiring but tough. I guess I should just be grateful it's not another Sky Six.

When did you convert again?

Nah we need to sell him for FFP now. Then we'll be all done.

Honestly people are going to fucking despise me after a while when every time it's brought up I say I got to watch it from practically dead centre of the Gallowgate. I don't imagine I'll ever get to watch a single match day moment in the flesh that comes close to the feeling that goal gave me.

Tbf she's an NYC lawyer flying across the Atlantic for random football matches of a team she's given a shit about for a couple of years. Call me judgemental but she sounds like the sort of person with the kind of dough and 'status' to be shelling out for corporate boxes whenever she pleases. Doesn't make it any less shooty-in-the-footy of a choice by the club, like. The optics couldn't be much worse at a time when so many people are already fuming over ticketing.

Bring him home.

For more regular watchers, how many of the team could hang in the Championship if they go up? Really has looked like women against girls every time I've tuned in.

Buzzing. Should get a nice little transfer fee now to boost FFP in the summer.

Wolves-Burnley 1-1 currently which could build give a bit of breathing space at the top.

From 5 years ago too so it's not exactly too far removed from derby days. 89% in the opposite direction.

God knows how/where this poll was conducted but surprised to see us squeezed on to the end of Everton's list. Can't believe our fans are still that pissed at Villa, too. Listing 5 rivals feels a bit excessive though tbf so I guess it'll get tenuous by the fourth or fifth for most.

Have they spelt Wearside by not replacing old seats? Equally clever and hilarious if so.

I'm not putting money on any outcome but he does genuinely seem to love the club and in particular, the adulation he's gotten which he seems to thrive on, and would be unlikely to get at PSG as just another player. The money and easier chance of winning things may well turn his head as it could anyone, but he strikes me as the type that could be happy to stick it out for another year or two to see if we can kick on before jumping ship.

It would be an honour.

It's all fucking hilarious from this side of the fandom, but I'm not even local and I'd be fuming if that was us bending over backwards for local rivals like that. Has there even been precedent of a corporate area needing to be made to feel like home for visiting fans like this?

Yeah it's a shame. I always take the 'his younger brother is even better!' stuff with a pinch of salt though tbh. Feels like it gets trotted out for any good young player that breaks through in football. In NUFC's case it's already started with Miley.

Seems he's still rehabbing with the help of the club despite not being on the books: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/24478204/newcastle-united-matty-longstaff-unemployed-brother-sean/ Guessing getting an article like this out there means he might be angling for a contract somewhere soon.

What the fuck Dubs. This is peak debut against Man U Dubs returning from the dead.

What the fuck have these pricks got to whinge about now? I think I'd only question two things and they're not show stopper decisions. How didn't Joe get a yellow for that attempt to stop the break? I've never heard of that 'he didn't stop it so doesn't need a yellow card' bollocks, sounds dumb as shit. The only reason it didn't stop the break is because the ref smartly played advantage. Surely the intention was still there which is what matters? Diaz should've gotten a yellow for diving on the second challenge too, even though we couldn't argue that the first challenge was a penalty anyway.

Well Denzel's official so it must be true. Such a trusted NUFC transfer plane spotter and chancel mbemba song creator wouldn't stick his neck out on the line otherwise, would he?

Hey guys, look on the bright side. If he wasn't banned he'd probably only have gotten injured anyway.

Give it a month.