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Fucking how.

What exactly is so funny about our bench? We don't even have a third goalkeeper on it anymore which is no laughing matter.

Possibly my new #1 reason to hate the little lego fuck. You can see the genuine enjoyment he's getting from that utter bollocks too which somehow makes it worse.

Double the signings to lose to injury and suspension all over again.

I heard they had to chop his foot off in the end so he's having to learn how to run on his stump.

Don't worry guys its nearly January when a load of our players are expec... Oh.

Dreamt of playing for Real Madrid, did he? Clearly sees us as a stepping stone. Get rid.

50% of away tickets to non-NE fans. Man U conveniently one of 'her' four follows and one tweet before today. Safe to say its fake.

Careful. Ritchie will have a job for life at that rate.

Bring him home.

No need to be so defensive, bud. Just making conversation.

What a boring draw. Equal parts uninspiring but tough. I guess I should just be grateful it's not another Sky Six.

When did you convert again?

Nah we need to sell him for FFP now. Then we'll be all done.

Honestly people are going to fucking despise me after a while when every time it's brought up I say I got to watch it from practically dead centre of the Gallowgate. I don't imagine I'll ever get to watch a single match day moment in the flesh that comes close to the feeling that goal gave me.

Tbf she's an NYC lawyer flying across the Atlantic for random football matches of a team she's given a shit about for a couple of years. Call me judgemental but she sounds like the sort of person with the kind of dough and 'status' to be shelling out for corporate boxes whenever she pleases. Doesn't make it any less shooty-in-the-footy of a choice by the club, like. The optics couldn't be much worse at a time when so many people are already fuming over ticketing.

Bring him home.

For more regular watchers, how many of the team could hang in the Championship if they go up? Really has looked like women against girls every time I've tuned in.

Buzzing. Should get a nice little transfer fee now to boost FFP in the summer.

Wolves-Burnley 1-1 currently which could build give a bit of breathing space at the top.

From 5 years ago too so it's not exactly too far removed from derby days. 89% in the opposite direction.

God knows how/where this poll was conducted but surprised to see us squeezed on to the end of Everton's list. Can't believe our fans are still that pissed at Villa, too. Listing 5 rivals feels a bit excessive though tbf so I guess it'll get tenuous by the fourth or fifth for most.

Have they spelt Wearside by not replacing old seats? Equally clever and hilarious if so.

I'm not putting money on any outcome but he does genuinely seem to love the club and in particular, the adulation he's gotten which he seems to thrive on, and would be unlikely to get at PSG as just another player. The money and easier chance of winning things may well turn his head as it could anyone, but he strikes me as the type that could be happy to stick it out for another year or two to see if we can kick on before jumping ship.

It would be an honour.