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It's all fucking hilarious from this side of the fandom, but I'm not even local and I'd be fuming if that was us bending over backwards for local rivals like that. Has there even been precedent of a corporate area needing to be made to feel like home for visiting fans like this?

Yeah it's a shame. I always take the 'his younger brother is even better!' stuff with a pinch of salt though tbh. Feels like it gets trotted out for any good young player that breaks through in football. In NUFC's case it's already started with Miley.

Seems he's still rehabbing with the help of the club despite not being on the books: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/24478204/newcastle-united-matty-longstaff-unemployed-brother-sean/ Guessing getting an article like this out there means he might be angling for a contract somewhere soon.

What the fuck Dubs. This is peak debut against Man U Dubs returning from the dead.

What the fuck have these pricks got to whinge about now? I think I'd only question two things and they're not show stopper decisions. How didn't Joe get a yellow for that attempt to stop the break? I've never heard of that 'he didn't stop it so doesn't need a yellow card' bollocks, sounds dumb as shit. The only reason it didn't stop the break is because the ref smartly played advantage. Surely the intention was still there which is what matters? Diaz should've gotten a yellow for diving on the second challenge too, even though we couldn't argue that the first challenge was a penalty anyway.

Well Denzel's official so it must be true. Such a trusted NUFC transfer plane spotter and chancel mbemba song creator wouldn't stick his neck out on the line otherwise, would he?

Hey guys, look on the bright side. If he wasn't banned he'd probably only have gotten injured anyway.

Give it a month.

I'm off to play Fifa. Enjoy your bubble n squeak, folks.

At least we've got someone that can keep up with Elanga now.

That's fucking filth. Hey. At least we're winning the passing so we've definitely been in control today.

Oh wow where has Rob Lee appeared from? Don't think I've ever seen him doing punditry.

Am I tactically dumb or why was Burn so far off Elanga too when the middle was covered?

Shit me.

Nicely done from AG there.

Miggy, man.

Played, Dubs. Thank God he took the wrong option there.

Steve Watson somersault shout out on commentary. Fair play.

Our throw ins ffs.

Oh, Miley. The more confidence he gets the more outrageous he's going to be.

That's what I'm wondering especially after that last angle. Either way it's weak as piss but I'll take it.

Fucking hell those balls from Miley to Isak are only going to get better, too.

Merry Christmas to all but Eddie Howe who I hope is at the training ground today working out how to right his copious wrongs.

Look at him all smiling like we didn't just lose yesterday. Embarrassing. Bruno out.

Haven't you heard? Class is temporary, form is permanent. Keep up grandpa, before we have to put you in the retirement home along with Trips.