wormy

Really? Because I'm in the same boat as Dave. Feels like 'one of those days'. I don't feel like we're going to carve anything major out.

Nice idea, just overhit

I normally enjoy watching with no commentary these days, but fuck me the crowd's tempting me to turn back to Geoff Shreeves ffs.

Wow. Is that the best chant Fulham fans could muster?

Every cloud and all that, eh?

You'd think with the amount of set pieces we're getting, and Barton's generally good delivery, one of our players are bound to get on the end of one?... Surely?

We're getting some really nice, quick touches in here. Fulham don't seem to know what the hell to do when we get on the break.

Nice work from Jose there. As always!

Imagine if Raylor was playing, if it blew in the right direction it could make him look like he was smiling.

Fulham don't seem to have much to get past us tbh. Can see this at least being a draw. Now I say that and they'll probably have Murphy send a fantastic Hollywood pass over the top to Johnson

Nice, quick thinking from Barton there. Shame it didn't pay off.

Ranger. Phew.

Ouch. Not a good one there Joey.

Jose's fucking up for this, like!

Who are these commentators? Could they make it any more obvious they're bored fucking shitless already? I don't think the main commentator's tone has changed for the whole 5 minutes so far.

Can't say I'm worried about this season. Overall, though, I pray to God that we will at least be on a par with them within the next 2 or 3 years, as long as we invest correctly. Just to remind the mercenary twat exactly why he went, and exactly what he missed out on by not being the focal point of that.

Has anyone seen any pictures of him in the bindipper training gear? Of course it will be the bias, but I've suddenly, truly, realised what an ugly twat he is now I've got no sentimental link to him as the future of our club

I don't think many would get on their high horse about what you've just said mate. It really does epitomise football today. It's another one for the chapter including Tevez and Rooney. Those were a damning indictment enough from an outsider's perspective. Seeing something of the sort happen to the club you follow really makes you wake up and realise what the fuck's happened to this game.

Exactly. Imagine if someone, just 2 days ago, suggested Carroll got sold and Pardew would come out of it with more respect from most people than Carroll

After everything I've said in this thread, this is still what I want most. That goes for any player playing for Liverpool, Man Utd, Sunderland, Spurs and City. Indeed. I'm really hoping that a) this injury becomes a niggling problem that causes him problems for the future, or b) without the support of a friend like Nolan right there with him, he'll fall down the shitter off the pitch and destroy his career with it. Fingers crossed.

Sends a chill down my spine the front line we've got available to us now. Fuck it, Airey and Campbell up there together. Let's really build for the future. So they can fuck us over, too.

The whole thing's just turned into a joke now. They're talking about working with Ashley in one paragraph, and then talking about potential takeovers in the next. Like he's going to let people like that get involved? It would be hard enough to get in a meeting with Ashley to put the fans' views forward in the first place, let alone when you then go and admit you're putting the feelers out about launching a fucking takeover bid. And was this definately already planned to be the day these 'figures' were released? Just find it a bit too coincidental that they suddenly make noise during another negative newsworthy moment. As always.

Fucking hell. He's going for it.

What's with the horrific fucking music?

For ages I kept thinking it meant 'equal to'