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You can't say his sexy hair doesn't turn you on.

Exactly. If he's only coming for the best financial package he can get fucked. Couldn't give a toss about players like that.

Fuck sake. Women on the forum are one thing. Don't scare Jose from Newcastle, man.

Love the 'keeper's random Real top.

I get the cut of your jib. I bet you think you're a cut above the rest with your witty persona and sarcastic patter? Let me point you towards the direction of James Perch: signed for £1m, on cheap wages and yes - a fucking disaster. BURN.

Huddersfield are better than Barca

But he needs quality hair products. And poor Sebba can't have nice hair?

It's a different game though, lads. They shit themselves because that was the first Tyne-Wear derby for a good few of them, and it was at St. James' Park. They're at their place now, looking for revenge. There's no way they're going to shit their keks like last time.

Newcastle fan, ain't he? Might have a shot.

Lambrini awaits. Dirty peasant. Medium-value wine or nothing, you can't be pissing Lambrini off the balconies, man.

No I haven't. Might go for Birmingham now Probably too late, but I've not bet. The responses off you and Neil reminded me why I stopped betting

But won't most of them have their own bias to/against certain players, teams and referees? I agree there should be a change, but wouldn't think that'd be a good way of going.

Yeah. You transfer target WHORES. Have some respect for yourselves.

Have you already placed your bet Jonny? Just for that, I'm going West Ham

Mental. But his committed play will pressure the mackems. He'll pop up anywhere with his non-stop action.

Piss off, Neil

It's been a while. Tempted to stick a bit on Birmingham, any suggestions welcome though.

Villa v Brum was in the same situation on Halloween, it would be more scandalous if both of their derbies were only accessable on foreign tv while both of ours were on Sky. Aye but I don't give a flying fuck about those dour buggers. This.

Wouldn't go as far as forfeit, but I'd be more than happy playing with 10 men.

They need 15-20 minutes to build up their atmosphere for when the players come out. Says it all Would love it to happen though, would mean that's all their enthusiasm used by kick off, it'll be dead after 5 minutes.

Err, because he's a fucking quality player? Jeez. fucking average in my opinion You can't buy experience.

Exactly. I'd rather we told a player that he's not going to be first choice than lie to him and ultimately piss him off when he gets put on the bench.

Too true, look how many big earners he's shipped out already purely because of their wages. It'll happen, you heard it here first.