wormy

BIG. FUCKING. JOW.

Mate my Uber delivery guy made me come outside and stand around while he took a picture of me and my food. Missed 2 minutes of action. Fuming.

You don't understand. Ref pointed to his badge. He's got it under control.

Good hustle Tino.

It's mad. If we get crowded out before Trips is free to send the ball in we just seem to pass in triangles until we lose it.

Really need to make Milan pay for their sloppiness here.

Fuck me I was already out of my seat.

Classic Fab.

Are you fucking joking, ref? Get a card out if you see them time waste. Don't point at your fucking badge like a big man because it's 'too early' you creep.

Still so strange to see Lascelles assured on the ball.

Feels like quite a clever foul from AG there tbh. Assuming it was entirely deliberate but hid it well enough that it didn't get a yellow.

Unlucky. Great thinking from AG though.

Ah I see we're already getting in the ref's ear, are we?

Dubs played CL football 13 years ago! Mad.

Had to rush home for kick off so personally I'm buzzing for the McDonald's due to be delivered in the next 15 minutes. Hoping for it to settle me if anything.

Big Cal already shithousing it up.

Yes that little kid going for it in the lineup!

I heard Mbappe might be looking for a change of scenery if PSG don't make it out of their group.

Better chance at a deeper run would probably improve our coefficient more for next time than a last 16 knockout in the CL, too. If we manage to stay in either competition, whatever happens it doesn't restart until February. If we haven't got enough of a squad back to manage it then I imagine we've got much bigger problems to worry about.

Does that mean Harry Kane is now by proxy the most creative player in the Premier League?

Seeing that now makes me wonder the lowest goals scored by a team to qualify. We could in theory get through with 6 goals scored which looks the lowest of anyone this year if that happened.

Mad to think it's been 20 years since he first came barrelling in to the PL. I hate time.

Maybe I'll have a different opinion post-match but if this happened I think that feeling will quickly be replaced by excitement at the prospect of a deep Europa run with some luck of the draw and fitness. It's not 'face Real/Bayern etc' levels of excitement but should still be proper fun.

No club with ambition should be going for Mourinho imo. I'm terrified to think of the short term signings he'd lumber us with before it all implodes in a year or two.

Tbf I can't deny I'd be proper irked at that needless dig if it was us.