wormy

Have you never wanted to see Premier League teams face off in non-Premier League matches!? It's exhilarating. Are Man U still on that disgusting streak of televised FA Cup matches or did that get broken at some point?

Didn't even realise it was a barcode homage. Was more focused on my hatred of mixing blue trim with red letters and numbers. Just can't abide by it.

Always liked him meself. Think you have to ask questions of the powers that be for not getting this one over the line.

Topical!

What bait? He'll just be buzzing to fill a bit of airtime. The ones taking the bait will be the public that inevitably won't resist giving it a watch.

Why does Tripps look so concerned? Ominous.

Right? Get Alex Scott off me screen. What I need is Michael Owen telling me the key to winning games is scoring goals.

Definitely no excuse. I'm still disgusted at 16 year old me getting Owen on the gold shirt.

What's he trying to prove with that completely innocuous clip? Has anyone hired this woman or is she just someone on social media? Does anyone want to start sending him clips of some of the absolute dipshit men that are trying to make a living from football on social media, too? So funny how many men get up in arms about how women aren't 'qualified' to talk about men's football as if 90% of men 'analysing' the game have fuck all insightful to say.

Suppose Silva is well over his usual 2 year stay at a club right now. Maybe he's getting antsy.

He gave that repugnant little fuck way too much respect with that backtrack. Should've just laughed at him like the fucking joke he is. At least he cracked a few eccentric jokes ten years ago, though. Top bloke.

I really can't find the energy to get worked up over other clubs doing well, especially at this stage of the season. We're not fighting a relegation where we can pray for another team to slip up to give us our chance. At the other end of the table we need to do our job in keeping up with the front runners, not rely on multiple quality teams slipping up. I have every faith Eddie will keep our lads on that track. 3/10

Oh my God Arsenal fans are gonna have a meltdown.

Can't remember the last time I've seen Man City shitting themselves in possession like they are here.

Some of the tears are fantastic but I wish our fans wouldn't get baited in to that bollocks. Too much to ask on that cesspit though.

Whatever happened to Fabregash?

Ugh.

That view from behind Raya is sumptuous.

What a lovely move. Get in.

I love how any Luton home game has the feel of a cup tie against a lower league team with that ground.

Luton equalise! Cracking header.

Just tuned in to the Luton game and they're talking about how well they'd done then give an absolutely honking goal away.

They better fucking not be.

I reckon we'll still get a little badge tap if he scores at Goodison. Think he's got his head screwed on now that he'll handle whatever they throw at him and treat it like another game. Don't know what their problem is anyway. They wanted him out and he went, leaving them a good wedge of cash to not go under just yet. They should be grateful.

They could take Howe from us if they really wanted tbh marra. Can probably do better anyway tho. It's the family club vibes that really sells itself.