wormy

Guys.. Is it full time yet? Please?

That bench is a bit 'jesus fucking christ' but that XI has enough. Lets fucking do 'em.

Wait. Did Paully not seal the deal? What a fucking waste of a ticket. Get him outta there.

Jesus Dortmund feels so long ago. Bring this shit ON.

Think of all the advertising opportunities.

I thought there were already rules about the captain being the only one to approach the ref and they just didn't enforce it?

http://www.skysports.com/share/13018165

I'm sure it's the same with most clubs but jesus when I get subjected to them on twitter I really do hate our fans way too much.

This is it for me. I like him but I wouldn't say I'm attached to him. If we can find someone that is a worthwhile upgrade then have at it, but I think I've said before in here that it's going to take either some outrageous scouting or big money that will probably want to be spent elsewhere first. Most 'keepers that will improve our distribution will likely be trading off other negatives that could well have us saying 'Neek would've had that' in no time.

All that winding up and he lobs it as the door's about to shut.

Goodness don't get so emotional.

Bloody love living vicariously through your away trips.

Surprised we're the shortest odds after the obvious three.

Be bloody gutted if we're Man U's first points off taken off the top ten.

10 years.. Shit I'm old. A size 9 and 11 boot each, too. Makes me wonder why the hell players wouldn't have correct size back ups available at all times but fair play to the absolute mountain of a man. Must have been really distracting.

Has even The Mag started resorting to AI for their articles? All but the quotes read like a robot.

Thought he was going to go full Matt Ritchie and start slapping poor Lewis in excitement after the first. Loved how he was getting more love than Isak there, too. They were all buzzing for him.

Would've preferred a draw to keep Man U behind us but Everton getting cut a few points adrift from safety will do.

This is fucking atrocious.

Jesus. Couldn't be a more obvious spawny Man U win ahead. Finish the fucking thing just once, Everton.

Neville's attempt at an explanation. If Garnacho was out of his eyeline there he hasn't got good enough vision to be a Premier League referee ffs.

There's no funnier sight than Pickford being a few inches away from reaching a goal.

Well that was fucking filth.

Jesus Christ. I was so excited for two days a week of NUFC football and now it terrifies me.

I've been saying questions need to be asked and no one's listening. This is what happens.