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Makes it even more gutting. Genuinely held out hope we could hang on to a 0-0 for that reason. Their PA bloke get caught up playing online slots or something? The fuck were those sound effects.

Wow we actually just about have. Doesn't feel like it.

Why am I still watching this again?

This better be another Sean dive.

Ben Parkinson, mate.

Miley off? Fuck it should've just seen what half a team of youth can do.

Did they even just manage to steal kick off from us, too? Where's the towel. Throw it.

Ah well. Have a nice evening, all.

Bet you will.

God bless you, Paulo. The rest of us sitting here with toothpicks keeping our eyes open for this and here you are still going strong.

Little bit of possession at last. And before I've finished typing this it's gone.

He's probably thinking the same thing.

I love the man, don't get it twisted. But fucking hell Hall off over Trips is a madness tonight. He's (understandably) absolutely spent, man. And tbh I don't get the number of posts I passed first half saying Hall had been poor.

Good God. They've combined an already annoying Postcode Lottery adverts with Jamie Redknapp. Are they trying to put people off?

Well we've made it to half time with a clean sheet which I'm grateful for.

Nah sod that. Probably be too much and injure one of the poor fuckers.

Miggy for Manq and we could have an adventurous little 3-4-3 going there.

It's absolute shite. How do teams that regularly play in green do it? Hate the sight of it against the green of the pitch.

Can't believe we're not even halfway through and I'm sat here praying we batten down the hatches for a draw against Bournemouth.

Make it 20. Just to play it safe when half of the new signings get injured on their debut.

Keep it up, Neek. For the love of God, it seems you're going to need to.

It's absolutely insane. One of the most obvious things to catch as well yet it's one of the most arbitrary decisions going.

Give us a fucking break.

We not getting a single mention of him practically stripping Miggy? Fucking hell.

We still winless when he doesn't play?