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Wow. Half time changes. Fair play, Eddie going mental tonight.

Those God damn drums, man.

'cccoooorrrr yeah it's just hit his arm', the 'cor' like it's in any way contentious.

Fuck sake I'm gonna hate Dortmund by the end of the night too, aren't I?

Barely anything in it. Bellend whinging about his elbow, maybe put a bit effort in to flying to the ground. Thought Hall had locked arms with him or something it was so dramatic.

Eddie going pure balls out the bath here. Whatever the outcome, I love it. I know it's not his fault but two 'keepers and three youth players on the bench, though.

Can't wait to see how many seasons this joke runs for.

Love a 5:45 kick off myself. Finish work at 5, no waiting around, straight in to the pre-match build up. Order a takeaway to arrive mid-first half, then the rest of the evening to either distract myself from a shit result or sit on this forum in euphoria. It'd be a whole different story if our 5:45s fell on a Wednesday when I work later.

Hope Spurs come out with a letter to the FA and PGMOL tomorrow simply saying 'We know you tried your best, mates. No hard feelings.'.

Jesus Christ I get what people mean about Drury. Shut the fuck up, mate.

Bleurgh. Mad to think 3-1 flatters Chelsea. Useless tossers.

Dier straight in telling him it's not worth it.

I heard Vicario's idol growing up was Steven Taylor.

Hey tonight has been laughs. Just keep it away fron SJP.

Fucking offside. Of course.

Probably the same as they've been doing, the mentalists.

Valiant Chelsea complete their true underdog story!

Part of me honestly wouldn't mind a Spurs smash and grab at this point. Chelsea deserve relegation for this abomination.

It's like when I want to just spend a match practicing my chip shots then forget the buttons and keep fucking finessing the cunt.

Fair play to Spurs so far but you'd think these dumbfucks would stop running the ball straight in to Vicario's hands at this point.

Yeah not worried about them catching up. I just meant I don't trust them to take advantage tonight because they're that shit.

Fucking hell, Jackson. Gagging to have the ball taken off him there.

I'm all for another North London club having their hopes for the season ripped from them with all its might. Shame it's Chelsea we have to rely on though. L

How does Sterling go to his right there ffs. And another red.

Love how Sturridge looks ready to head for an early 00s club night as soon as the final whistle goes.