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I wish they could have both lost. Two gangs of twats.

Thanks for that lads. Now we get to play a wounded animal of a Villa side, desperate to prove a point next week. Just what we need after a bad start Well done though. Great performance.

He's only just below Anichebe's knee there. Both terrible challenges.

I still had clowns in work trying to tell me the Aquilani transfer wasn't a disaster. Must be one of the worst deals in recent memory- replace one of the worlds best centre mids with a totally ineffectual £20m sicknote who you can't even sell on and have to loan out.

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/feb2009/6/0/Image_1_for_Newcastle_United_vs_Everton_gallery_965339370.jpg

Get to f***. Your squad is jam packed with grade A c***s. Our team is full of hardworking but talentless gentlemen, where as Spurs is just a haven for pretentious pretty boy c***s. Nolan is a dirty cunt and Carroll isn't exactly a nice quiet lad is he? Spurs are worse though. Especially with Gallas signing and Arry on the touchline.

I'm sure he'll get one soon enough. It's what he does.

Cole

Earl 'The Pearl' Barrett

Not condoning the gesture but he's a kid who's been collared by a group of Ultras and encouraged to do it. The power the Ultras have at clubs in Italy is crazy. It would take a brave lad to tell them to fuck off.

Bosnich Staunton McGrath Southgate Delaney Merson Barry Milner Young Yorke Saunders

Seaman Dixon Adams Campbell Winterburn Overmars Vieira Fabregas Pires Henry Bergkamp

Maradonna seen househunting in Sutton Coldfield ITK

I don't know how you can post on here at the moment. If I was an Everton fan I wouldn't be able to type for laughing. I was laughing my head off, trust me.

Bellamy now 1/3 to sign for Cardiff, we're out to 3's. God bless the bookies.

Watt getting booked was a joke.

Same. Boils my piss when people say 'us' when it's not Newcastle yeah, really ruins my day that

Sex pest

Bellamy 1/3 with the bookies to sign for us

Cannot believe how shit we were today. That performance was more disheartening than the 6-1 on the opening day last season. At least we had an excuse then (injuries & the Lescott fiasco)

I saw the stats on Sky yesterday. It's always a fair bit better with Arteta, than without, but it was skewed to a ridiculous extent last season because Arteta being injured coincided with a several other key players being out.

I think we're definitely in the mix for 4th.

I read it was going to be £15m + Hleb Hope it's true. Hleb is/was good but that's a bad deal for a player rated at £30m.

Osman to Philadelphia Union

Really?! I think Caicedo is dog shit. Anichebe is ok and improving at a fair rate. Him and Moyes fell out last year but as a player, he seems to like him a lot and has been moulding him into a right winger for the past year where he's done well for us. Be surprised if he left because I thought he'd play a lot of games on the wing for us this season. That 'ITK' *shudder* has got stuff right before but not always 100%. He basically said that you've enquired and haven't been told "no" yet.