Andy

Must be a bug with the SMF software, I think.

Can you provide a screenshot of this?

Female perspective helps balance out the rash, testosterone-driven decision making the rest of us are prone to.

To be fair, I think we've always taken roughly the same policy on this kind of thing. Fair point, it wouldn't, it's just annoying.

Right, feel free to discuss today's news, but sensible discussion only please. No gossip, rumours, "PM me for more on the story", or any of that crap. Keep it all above board and don't post anything questionable that could have even the slightest potential to land us in trouble. Ta.

Great performance and result today, it's nice to see us dominating games against the other also-rans in the league - if we can keep our first team together I think we'll be competitive against the Top Six when we play them too; certainly can't see this midfield being overran as easily as most teams are against the likes of Man Utd, although you have to worry about the full back positions. Jizzing all over the place at the profit we're going to make off this group of lads like.

Thought he was the pick of the bunch, personally.

Aye, I don't mind the French users writing the odd post in French, but at least stick a babelfish translation underneath or something.

Sorry, but my heart is already taken in your forum... My forum? Have you seen my thread? You'll love it, full of unknown dots,it's not very long but it's thin. Sorry, but my heart is already taken in your forum... My forum? Have you seen my thread? You'll love it, full of unknown dots,it's not very long but it's thin. "Your" forum means Newcastle online I tried to fix this but actually can't. Worst quoting ever.

This won't be changing.

Marveux should be in there.

Amazed anybody actually expected any kind of performance from us in this type of game. Have you all just started watching Newcastle United? Would've taken a point beforehand and I'm pleased we managed to dig one out - even if we rode our luck. Pardew needs to fucking learn from his selection mistakes here though.

Probably just the new server playing up, that. Rich out.

I hope so. I'm getting used to them now anyway, they're just a minor annoyance.

Sort the stickies out and the forum looks fucking lush now like, after all these little tweaks.

"N-O" takes you to the index. "NUFC" takes you to the NUFC sub-heading. If you click "General" here you'll see what I mean: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/board,16.0.html

Die. I don't think that'll work...

The board string-along Pardew as much as they do the fans, and he knows it. Most of the aforementioned soundbites such as "100% certain to get a striker" were made to put pressure on the board in the hope that they'd feel that they had to do the business; not to appease the fans.

No.

Replacing it with the words "New Striker" with a troll face logo in between. They'll then tell us that's where the rest of the Carroll money went.

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No ffs. Update to what ffs? We'd be updating every five minutes if we updated it for every overheard quote ffs. Stop being such a whingey sod ffs. Ffs. Stick him on that thing that kills the server. :server:

Clearly doing this on purpose so we get banned and don't have to sign anyone.