ElDiablo

That, the chance against Spurs and the chance against Portsmouth - argh.

This site is good. But seriously, wtf is this: http://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/Premiership-Clubs-Newcastle/c21_44/p47519/1998-99-Newcastle-GK-Shirt-M/product_info.html

I'm glad he's smiling... Same, and the backdrop is cream.

Where have his eyes gone?

Bored now.

Martins is shit, next.

Was Rodriguez on loan? Thought they'd already got Jovanovic aswell. Wish Hodgson hadn't have gone there, I like him as a manager but now will be forced to wish him to fail badly.

If we get Ben Arfa and Cleverley I will dance.

You're all clueless, I'm putting £123000 on us going down. [/Ronaldo]

Who's playing that pass in that pic? Barton? Vuckic?

Doris Ryder.

Keepers: Camp, Robinson, Kirkland Right back: Richards, G Neville Left back: Baines, Gibbs Centre back: Jagielka, Lescott, Shawcross, Cahill Rights wing: Walcott, Bentley Left wing: Johnson, Young Centre mid: Rodwell, Cleverley, Parker, Wilshire Centre forward: Bent, C Cole, Agbonlahor, Carroll

Isn't Otamendi the one who looked utterly woeful against Germany? I know we're not up against teams as good as them every week, but he looked shaky to say the least.

Banter.

Cleverley is just what we need in midfield. Will cover for Gosling nicely as well.

Annan would be amazing, would completely change the team. Never seen the other chap play

Good.

Always the same though, picks up on the bad things and exacerbates them. He's only 20 and has done well up till now. "Lower half player at best", yawn.

Fan in 'player who leaves is shit' shocker.

We wuz robbed. Delfounso had a goal ruled out for handball when it didn't go near his hand, neither team looked anything special though.

Akinfeev Taylor Lucio Colo Coentrao Jonas Schweinsteiger Guthrie Iniesta Carroll Villa

Guy on a Watford forum reckons Ranger is off to Watford on loan and we're getting first option on Loach. Hopefully and likely to be bollocks.

Hope we win.

Oh dear.