ElDiablo

Barry was fucking hopeless. Carrick. First game back, he did his job alright, the useless Lampard is the one hindering the whole midfield.

James Johnson Upson Terry Cole Lennon Gerrard Barry J Cole Crouch Defoe For Slovenia.

Rooney mate, you've been diabolical in both games and you deserved every boo you got.

Fucking hopeless. Something is seriously wrong in the camp tbh, their body language was awful and the confidence is at an all time low. Worst I've ever seen England play.

Encourages the long ball, next to no movement and my dead nan is more dangerous in and around the box. See him when Lampard hit that shot and the keeper spilled it? Ball watching, thick as fuck.

They all look like they've absolutely no bottle whatsoever. First touches and awareness are shite, Lennon's been awful and Rooney needs to pull his finger out.

Christ. Get fucking Heskey off for goodness sake, the guy is laughable. AND GET A FUCKING LEFT WINGER ON, GERRARD IS SHITE THERE.

Glad they got back, much rather USA went through than Slovenia. We need to bum Algeria in the face now. Random point, but I hate the American badge, so tacky.

Fuck sake missed all three goals.

Where the fuck are all my free bets? Bastards.

How has Howard not mentioned? Shocking positioning on the second goal.

We could do with getting a few against Algeria tonight if Slovenia win this.

Dear oh dear.

Need to get rid of these cunts who want to turn football into a non contact sport. Pathetic doesn't do it justice.

They're alright, I don't buy them anyway so not really bothered. They're only shirts ffs, anyone over the age of 10 who gets annoyed at the design over a football top needs a quiet word with themselves imo.

5 a side You get players diving into challenges as well so its really easy to run past the whole lot of them if you get up a head of steam.

Some cup semi final, had to travel to Enfield to play a Greek team who called themselves Panathinaikos. Dirtiest cunts I've ever played against. Stamping, elbows everywhere and sly digs when the ref wasn't looking. They were pretty shit footballing wise but obviously intimidated teams with these tactics. We had quite a few lads who could be cunts as well so we were ok. Remember we attacked from the first kick off, just me and my strike partner and managed to play a couple of one twos through them and we scored within about 8 seconds. Same game we are about 5-0 up the defender misjudged a GK, it bounced over his head, come over my shoulder and I hit it on the half volley exactly like Bellamy did against Villa st Sjp a few years back, but from about 20 yards. Smashed the underside of the crossbar, down and back up into the roof of the net. Take that you greasy wankers!

Mouthy little jew? Not particularly strong or quick, but good technically, eye for a pass and used to get a decent number of goals. This was before I became horrifically unfit.

My mates and I have had this discussion, I came out as Benayoun, which I was pretty pleased with.

A bit of me dies just hearing his voice, let alone having to listen to what he's actually saying.

Bright is so fucking annoying. God.

I think Algeria will defend deep though so I'd put Crouch up there, he's much more of a threat from crosses than Heskey.

Now I know why KaKa relentlessly bummed Martins when he was utter wank for us.

Higuain reminds me of Van Nistelrooy, general play and technical ability isn't that great but his movement, instinct and finishing is second to none.