ElDiablo

So you can meet Rishi and talking about shit covered coleslaw? Amongst other things, but that is the primary attraction yes.

Watford away please.

Innit! Fucking retard.

One of them rang me and started laughing down the phone and singing Watford songs, turned off my phone then and haven't put it back on.

Countless times Edgar had the ball at right back with nothing on and Martins didn't notice the massive gap down the line. Infuriating, just stood in the middle, makes completely the wrong runs as well, one time Guthrie broke forward and Oba instead on running across the defender allowing Guthrie a simple slide pass into him, went the other way meaning Guthrie had a difficult pass that he had to thread through the defender and the keeper. Clueless.

He'll be alright in the Championship, actually gone up a tad in my book over the last few weeks. Wish he'd bloody shoot though, countless times he had space to run into and the chance to his a long ranger and chose to cut in or out and go for the pass. Remember him having a decent shot as well, used to score a fair few from a way out.

Thought they showed themselves up yesterday, majority of the singing was about us and us going down, hardly heard any pro Villa songs. They also seemed to be obsessed with Ant and Dec, the banner and before and after loads of different people going on about it and asking anyone in a toon shirt "are you Ant or Dec". Hilarious. And the Shearer bashing, fair enough expected a fair bit of that but they went on even after the final whistle when their players were clapping right in front of them, bit sad iyam. A few were nice on the walk back saying "you'll be back, unlucky" and such. Most tending to be older, the younger element of their support were a bunch of obsessed fucking arseholes in my experience. Ashley Young is a dickhead as well.

Yeah, I did. It was great, strangely the last 20 mins were very flat I thought then suddenly as soon as the whistle went everyone went into over drive. Can I just say as well, Villa fans, what a bunch of total twats they really are.

Yeah, that will have been us, we were row D. You should have come over! Only saw you at H/T and everyone was busy with the Shearer song. I was about 6 rows above you. Did someone near you throw a coin at Young when he went down towards the end?

Think I might have seen you today Mowen, well, I think I recognised Wullie from the pics thread on here and I know you were going with him... lower Q3 quite near the edge, about 4/5 rows up?

Might not make it to all of them but I definitely try. Plymouth for you lot, btw.

Didn't see one. Saw a couple in the Villa end "Sob on the Tyne" (witty!) and some drivel about Ant & Dec on a bed sheet. I saw one, something like "Proud to be a geordie, We'll support you evermore". Was pretty big they hung it off the higher tier edge. I saw a couple of young ish kids crying, had a lump in my throat especially when Shearer came over and applauded us, after all he's given to the club, today must have killed him. I stayed as well at the end, absolutely brilliant. missed my train because of it and which is why i only just got in 10 mins ago! 13 hour round trip.

Oh yeah, him...

Who's going to be on the bench if Owen's out then? Loven and Xisco/Ranger? Can't go in with just 1 in reserve.

Positively about this now.

Sweep stake for his first misplaced pass tomorrow? I'm going to go for 1 minute 14 seconds.

Luckily I haven't been dreaming about this this week. Was playing pool with Hayley Williams in one of the Halo 3 maps last night.

Wouldn't be so sure:

I want a shit, lucky, deflected cross to go in in the 93rd minute to keep us up, making every non Newcastle fan in the country sick. Preferably put in by Butt. Think if anyone will score i will be Viduka.

Was watching a video of Juninho (Lyon) today and thinking how good it must be to have someone like that in your side and how much we miss it. It must damage the opposition psychologically to know that if they give a freekick away then they're in serious danger. Now they know they can kick any cunt to shreds anywhere outside the penalty box and nothing but a goal kick will come from it. Search "the man who takes freekicks like penalties" on utube.