GM

Because he's played 20 league games & only scored 9 league goals in two & half years. Not a bad goal:game ratio that then.

Most probably

Nobody got my Al Jolson reference yet either. Way too high-brow for this audience.

Quality.

Aye that Ajax team have been garbage over the years like. Oh fuck wait, Johan Cruijff says fuck you.

So basically absolutely nothing to go on. We truly do get the tabloid media we deserve in this country. Worse than a bunch of gossiping fucking fishwives.

Pele: Oh Jesus man, Sepp...you're not seriously going to subject us to your Al Jolson impression again? Sepp: You better believe it, Goldenballs... #"Mammy, Mammy, The sun shines east, the sun shines west, I know where the sun shines best-- Mammy, My little mammy, My heartstrings are tangled around Alabammy. I'm comin'..."

Whilst I'm behind the appointment of Capello, I did enjoy this on the Private Eye website: http://www.private-eye.co.uk/ http://www.private-eye.co.uk/pictures/lookalikes/small/brian_oliver.jpg

I'm looking at rugby... I'm also looking at African nations football coaches...

Who is? NSG?

Can't recall Clarence Acuna being particulalry fit either...

Doubt it. This is deadly serious. >

Lionel Perez?

Give it until 23:59hrs man.

Fair enough. It would be better to broaden the discussion anyway. And nobody's mentioned O'Neill yet?

Toshack's Welsh.

It'll be Alan Smith that gets the captaincy next. It's what Mr Ashley wants after all.

Shameful. We paid good money to get rid of him.

I cried. :'(

From Newcastle? Yes. But I've lived elsewhere most of my life though and sometimes I feel a tad fraudulent claiming to be a Geordie.

...and being total shite when he got to Ibrox as well.

Blackburn? Yes. Think his record got a bit tainted there. But considering he was appointed ahead of Sven at the time, his "disappearance" from the game since has been a tad mistifying.

We haven't replaced Jenas.

Helps if you tell them right.